Cilla Black DEAD

I am watching the 'Cilla' mini-series.

She was fucking repulsive, even when played by the lovely Sheridan Smith.
 
I love how Cold War Steve now works that picture of her sitting at someone else's table and refusing to move into absolutely EVERYTHING he does. I actually look for her now and she's always squirrelled away in there somewhere.
 
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We all know about this, right? It’s achieved real cult status amongst my friends.

It’s the best thing she ever did.

 
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Why would you EVEN? :D

Surely they weren’t so poor that they couldn’t even afford a kettle? Tasty mug of beefy Oxo for main, orange for sweet :disco:
 
I urgently needed a quick wank over that picture of Mitch titting up the lovely statue of his daughter :horny:

And a flick through our heartfelt and e’er fond Cilla memories obviously. STILL DEAD I TRUST
 
Not sure what to pop on your Christmas list? Bit worried about what to ask Santa for when he squeezes himself into your chimney? Well girls, you can stop your silly fretting because here’s CILLA with the answer :disco:

OH WOW at the prospect of those Ted Carfrae remixes of ‘Knowing Me, Knowing You’ and of course ‘Don’t Cry For Me Argentina’ :disco::disco::disco:
 
Well that's RUINED MY BIRTHDAY. Is it a BREXIT TIE-IN?

I actually think that being forced to listen to Cilla's renditions of those songs might KILL ME
 
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Just seeing DEAD in a title is enough to make me stop talking to myself and focus on my phone with fear and excitement.
 

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