Jessie J - I Want Love

Get that ELUSIVE CHIME SPONSORSHIP Jessie!! 🤑🤑🤑
 
I know we're slowly pivoting to a pro-Jessie J forum but

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In NO PARTICULAR ORDER

- When the Eye of the Tiger guitar comes in at 0:17 - a truly SUPERB "OH SHIT TURN DOWN THE TELLY SOMETHING'S HAPPENING" clarion call :disco:

- The first oooooo-wooo-OOOH! at 1:14 *dies of melodrama*

- 1:37 - ...I wanna get LOST in LOVE diVIIIIne... - SULTRY! SENSUOUS! TAILOR-MADE for a moment of LIGHTLY CARESSING YOUR LEGS towards THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YOUR VAGINA! ('love divine' is a METAPHOR it's a METAPHOR FOR SEX)

- The ROAR of a SCORNED WOMAN at 2:25 when Jessie J contemplates how much she REALLY WANTS LOVE/steps on a bit of Lego

- Really it can't bear being repeated enough THE KEY CHANGE THE FUCKING KEY CHANGE

- 2:44, when Jessie J's yodels of grief BRIEFLY THREATEN to turn into BLACK BOX - RIDE ON TIME :disco: :disco: :disco:

- The ENDING STRING MOTIF at 3:08 that reveals the ENTIRE THING was in fact a SHORT PLAY and now EVERY CHARACTER IS DEAD! :o (:disco:)

(Okay I LIED ALL OF THAT WAS ACTUALLY IN A PARTICULAR ORDER IT WAS THE ORDER IT ALL HAPPENED IN THE SONG)
This post gave me an anxiety attack.
 
I thought the car lyric video WAS the sole video. Queen is spoiling us :disco:
 
Surprisingly for such a global megahit, I'm yet to hear it.
 
I mean it’s basically a new version of Holding Out For A Hero so it’s going to have something
 
I gave in and saved on Spotify today.

It would be even better with the track turned up a bitsy and Jessica dialled down.
 
I gave in and saved on Spotify today.

It would be even better with the track turned up a bitsy and Jessica dialled down.

I'm not quite sure what you mean because Jessie YELPING "IIIIiiiIIIIWAAAANnnLAAAAAAV!" is clearly one of the TOP SEVEN MOMENTS of this HOT FLOP as outlined by @Penelope earlier in this thread.
 
i think she's been reading Halli's posts at 3:58sec

This.Is.A.Bop :disco:

 
I am fully reconciled with Jessie J now. This is a good song, she is controlling her voice and (to give her some dues), she does give it her all. I don’t think anybody could ever accuse her of being an artist who phones it in.
 
I did find myself earlier thinking how 'OMG isn't JESSIE J SHIT' has become such a rote line as pop cultural small talk that it's actually just quite a BORING AND BASIC LINE these days!

I'm going to declare the new daring, thrilling and exciting provocative opinion to have to actually be JESSIE J APOLOGISM and pronounce it official that I Want Love has in fact launched the JESSJAISSANCE :disco: :disco: :disco:
 

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