The Property Porn Thread

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

Have you seen Don’t Fuck With Cats?

No.

He has two dogs.

 

[RJN]

Obviously do what you want, but roomate relationships always have the room for tension and adding sexual tension seems like a bad idea. There’s a high chance either you’ll fall in love with him or vice versa as well

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He's literally looking in the same area, for the same price, and it would mean I've already gotten past the awkward meeting them for the first time phase. And it was fine hook up with no feelings attached.

I don't think it's a bad idea.

 

[Tisch]

I mean, obviously DON'T DO IT, but if you do, please keep us all entertained.

Hoping for another Lucille/Hot-but-psycho guy situation.

 

[Kate]

I was about to say FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST LIVE ON YOUR OWN but then

He has two dogs.

DO IT

 

[Iguana]

I was reading only earlier today how syphilis cases locally have doubled in the past year or something

But is that because they dropped the year before during lockdown? I had sort of hoped all SDIs would DIE OUT due to isolation

 

[Zu]

I was about to say FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST LIVE ON YOUR OWN but then


DO IT

But what sort of dogs are they? Staffies, bulldogs or Jack Russells OBVIOUSLY YES but FUCK NO to some awful yappy and / or fluffy things

 

[Beverley]

He's literally looking in the same area, for the same price, and it would mean I've already gotten past the awkward meeting them for the first time phase. And it was fine hook up with no feelings attached.

I don't think it's a bad idea.

ok you've convinced me. it is obviously a wonderful, terrific idea.

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

Spoiler

 

[Kate]

But what sort of dogs are they? Staffies, bulldogs or Jack Russells OBVIOUSLY YES but FUCK NO to some awful yappy and / or fluffy things

Mile End Man-Munchers I hear

 

[Kate]

Oh. I don't like them.

 

[Zu]

Oh God @Barnacle MOVE IN WITH HIM INSTANTLY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

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YES TO THESE TWO

 

[GNL]

Spoiler

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Omg I love an unexpected fish statue cameo.

 

[Kate]

Although the smaller one's ears are quite good.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh. I don't like them.

Do not make me find out how to ban other admins!

 

[GNL]

I'm with @Kate though. Not a top tier set of dogs. Sorry

 

[Beverley]

at least show us the brazillian D you're desperate to move in with

 

[Zu]

Mile End Man-Munchers I hear

Well obviously I know about their eating habits from personal experience. Dear little Brunhilda did enjoy her tasty snack of 10 Yugoslavian tourists

 

[Zu]

Oh. I don't like them.

What a sick and evil woman

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

at least show us the brazillian D you're desperate to move in with

Ok let's not use the word desperate WILLY NILLY

 

[Kate]

Also that breed invariably have breathing problems so will keep you awake all night with their SNORING

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

Also that breed invariably have breathing problems so will keep you awake all night with their SNORING

One was sick when I got to the house. They were snoozing in a little tent by the stairs.

 

[Lucille]

Awful dogs and I hate their little tits.

 

[Lucille]

Says he who chose a MURDERER to move in with him

Get it correct, a JUNKIE MURDERER!

 

[Zu]

Also that breed invariably have breathing problems so will keep you awake all night with their SNORING

And SCREECHING

 

[Lucille]

Sorry girls if I think it’s morally wrong to breed dogs with life threatening health problems and to fetishise and find cute the features that cause them!

 

[Saltwater]

Living on a hill (or in a walk-up) is great for your ass

I get these thoughts everytime I visit an island and I see the old ladies going up and down the billion stairs that lead to their villages like it's nothing while am almost dying suffocating and having a stroke. I mean not thoughts about their asses, the importance of exercise in general.

 

[dmlaw]

Sorry girls if I think it’s morally wrong to breed dogs with life threatening health problems and to fetishise and find cute the features that cause them!

I don’t think Moopy is really in a position to talk about not fetishising dogs.

 

[floppet]

I'm DESPERATE to own this house...except it's been built in the middle of nowhere (well WARWICKSHIRE), and a quick google maps look up reveals it's basically been built as part of CUL DE SAC with neighbours on either side / 2.5 million to live on BROOKSIDE? NO THANKS!

https://www.themodernhouse.com/sales-list/ghost-house/

It would probably also be an absolute disaster when it rains also

It'd cost a fortune in window cleaners! Also all of the ceilings and walls are minging stained concrete, it's like a horrible stained concrete bunker.

 

[Tisch]

Who's for a glamoros INDOOR BALCONY

 

[GNL]

Who's for a galmoros INDOOR BALCONY

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Neighbours fear he's singing Don't Cry For Me Argentina again

 

[Zu]

Who's for a glamoros INDOOR BALCONY

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Loving the HMP Pentonville realness

Are there communal showers?

 

[Zu]

I SAW THE SOAP FIRST

 

[Tisch]

One from our very own Martha
?

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

What is it actually???

 

[RJN]

What is it actually???

A place to be murdered

 

[Tisch]

What is it actually???

Remains of the last tenant?

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

Why does it look like seaweed or a pile of earthworms?

Ughhh.

 

[RJN]

I was thinking more spaghetti in a pesto sauce