ASFM: A Song For Moopyfestivalen - 15.10.21

Suomi (pictured) after Buttertart called all his ideas "shit" :(

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@Suomi and I have had our first quarrel :(
I called him a bellend, he shot me with a tranquiliser dart and stole my kidney. I hope we can mend our differences in time, we need to be united in the face of the universal condemnation we’re about to face.
That's quite restrained for Suomi. He would usually use a Glock.
 
I am disturbed to note that those texts had the first ‘p’ in Lostprophets capitalised and so I can only assume that ButterTart is already dead.
 
@Suomi has been going around telling everyone this launches tomorrow but the thread title is the 15th, yet I'm the one who's 'deliberately confusing people' because I want to do the results show in semaphore.
@dmlaw how are you liking this when you’ve not liked one of my damn videos. Do you have any idea of the work-ratio of this relationship. Is this a straight person thing. @ZenGiraffe can we have a meeting please
 
@dmlaw how are you liking this when you’ve not liked one of my damn videos. Do you have any idea of the work-ratio of this relationship. Is this a straight person thing. @ZenGiraffe can we have a meeting please
Your complaint has been passed to our Regional Head of Straight People, Indie. We take your complaint very seriously and are sorry that you have been dissatisfied by this interaction with straight people. Please bear with us whilst we investigate.
 
Your complaint has been passed to our Regional Head of Straight People, Indie. We take your complaint very seriously and are sorry that you have been dissatisfied by this interaction with straight people. Please bear with us whilst we investigate.
The local office is closed because the darts is on; I think Floppet at district should be free as long as she's not tied up working on the Nicholas Lyndhurst exhibit for the Festival of Heterosexual Comedy.
 
ASFM Straight Edition is a great idea for a future theme - only straight people can enter, and the rest of us get an all expenses paid holiday in the sun (courtesy of the Moopy funds) until it's over :disco:
 
ASFM Straight Edition is a great idea for a future theme - only straight people can enter, and the rest of us get an all expenses paid holiday in the sun (courtesy of the Moopy funds) until it's over :disco:
I was going to reveal this during the show itself but I did some science earlier and it turns out that every contestant who's ever taken part in ASFM has been a straight man, except for some of them.
 
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I played ASFM and I got straight all over me

It’s not coming off no matter how hard I scrub :( I guess I should just Google what a 5-a-side team is and join that. I suspect it doesn’t mean fucking 4 men at once
 
ASFM Straight Edition is a great idea for a future theme - only straight people can enter, and the rest of us get an all expenses paid holiday in the sun (courtesy of the Moopy funds) until it's over :disco:
Pls can I come on the holiday @funky says I’m gay and I HAVE been in love with Sue Perkins since 1997
 
I keep wanting to come in and shout IS THIS ASFM? in the style of IS THIS THE CAR CLAMP CLUB?
 

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