Real Housewives of New Jersey

I know I said I would stop posting these write ups, but the Teresa one which rather convincingly argues that Teresa and Joe Gorga are IN LOVE with each other is just TOO MUCH! :D



Teresa is wildly in love with her brother. They have profound sexual tension. They flirt with each other constantly and sometimes even graphically (he greeted her at their joint therapy session with, “You look sexy in red”). They’ve married virtual clones of each other and feel betrayed and act out their anger about it endlessly. Joe Giudice knows his wife will never love him as much as Joe Gorga, and maybe also wants to have sex with Joe Gorga himself, and so he poisons Teresa against the Gorgas constantly. Melissa, God bless her, I don’t think has any idea about any of this and just does her best to rise above. It’s a weird, disturbing, incestuous mess and it makes everybody, especially Teresa, look bad. :D / :disco:
 
Fuck, marry or kill? :side-eye:
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EvN is the only worthy one.
 
Really need Melissa and Joe to go. Has Melissa even had a storyline that hasn't orbited around Teresa?
 
Really need Melissa and Joe to go. Has Melissa even had a storyline that hasn't orbited around Teresa?

Even worse - her storyline is Joe, who is essentially the cast member here, and *he's* never had a storyline that hasn't orbited around Teresa.

The rumour that she's tried to ice an actual great Housewife - Jennifer - from the group, is the final straw in a Hudson River that is littered with them.
 
It's ridiculous how big a celebrity Teresa was in the USA back in the day.

Also, what in the name of KIM G is going on here??



Is Danielle FUCKING him (whoever he is). He's quite fit, and seems to have a lot of money so GOOD FOR HER if she is!
She's looking great too.
 
I'm here for it. He's FIT.

I have, innocently recently been recommending RHONJ S2 to the Housewives curious in my life, taking delight in knowing I'm introducing them to the most dangerous agent of chaos to ever grace television :disco:

 
"You do not want Margaret to be your enemy..."

Dolores' "NOOOOOOO! :shock:" really cracks me up. If PATTERSON DOLis afraid of THE MARGE!
 
This looks so so good, and it’s the same cast for the 4th year in a row! Don’t think that’s ever happened? THEIR POWER :disco:
 
I like my Housewives Franchises the way I like my men. STRONG CORE required, NOTABLE ADDENDUM desired.
 
I wouldn’t mind a new addition.
 
There has to be a mid-season addition. Do they even have Friends of in NJ? I hope Teresa ends Margaret.
 
This trailer looks sooooo promising. Teresa a threat to tableware once more.

I'm so ready for Jennifer to be the main character, but I'm not ready for her to have her heart broken by Bill :(
 
I've heard rumblings that this is a very bad season for Jennifer. I'm hoping it will be the making of her on the show however, rather than the end of her.
 
Ugh they’re coming for queen Jennifer and her new nose. The nerve.

I watched that Louis video :D it looks like one of those male bonding camps and it’s ridiculous.
 
I'm not going to pass comment on queen Jen's new nose (and CHIN IMPLANT!) myself, but Marge and co's comments about it ON CAMERA were spectacularly mean. It's hard to take the moral high ground when you are ripping on somebodies actual FACE!

lol at Teresa's new man being the new Danielle Staub :D :disco: I'm getting shades of BROOKS! And also very weird Teresa is planning to move all her doorters in with him with his sons? Sounds horrific.

The new blonde Friend Of person looks like a TOTAL FLOP. Interesting that they can't seem to find another woman to go toe-to-toe with the current cast.
 
And Teresa said she’s not getting a prenup…she just does not learn.

Margret always takes the lowest blow possible at Jennifer. She just comes off nasty.
 
Also it seems the fandom is turning on Marge over exposing the Bill affair :disco:
 
I have no problem with Marge when it comes to Jennifer who has dragged her ever since joining the cast.

But no to another season of Dullores renovating a house and fence sitting when it comes to Teresa. The trailer does show her getting into it with Jackie so we might just see Patterson Dolores yet.
 
I love Dolores, I actually enjoy her family scenes. She’s obviously not close to Teresa but knows there’s nothing to be gained by going against her when she can tear into Jackie.
 
A spectacularly bad look for Marge, Melissa and Jackie at that pool party. So bad, it made Our Jen come out smelling like roses :disco:

Joe Gorga remains the absolute worst. Passive aggressively snapping at his nieces in their WhatsApp chat, leaning into beastiality, and threatening to not show up to a pivotal scene only to backtrack because as if he could stay away from the cameras - and all in the first episode. :zombie:
 
Jen being a nasty bitch to everybody for four seasons finally coming home to roost :disco:
 
Jen being a nasty bitch to everybody for four seasons finally coming home to roost :disco:
THIS

Since coming on the show, Jen has licked the arse off Teresa while being vicious to Marge, Melissa and Jackie. So I don't have much sympathy for her at the moment.
 
Margaret's cries of hypocrisy at Jen might have landed much better had it been Jen who actually had the affair. As it is, she's currently chastising a woman over the fact that her husband cheated on her ten years ago and she now has to tell all her kids. That's properly grim.

I can't believe no one picked up on that in this episode.
 

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