EUROVISION 2022 STATS SPECTACULAR - 12s 12s 12s ACROSS THE BOARD

Difference in relative rankings between all Semi-Finalists' in the semis and in the finals (excludes Auto-qualifiers from the Final rank)

1 Ukraine: Up 1 [Final 1, Semi 2]
2 Sweden: Down 1 [Final 2, Semi 1]
3 Serbia: Up 1 [Final 3, Semi 4]
4 Moldova: Up 11 [Final 4, Semi 15] :o
5 Greece: Up 2 [Final 5, Semi 7]

6 Portugal: Up 3 [Final 6, Semi 9]
7 Norway: Up 5 [Final 7, Semi 12]
8 Netherlands: Down 2 [Final 8, Semi 6]
9 Poland: Up 1 [Final 9, Semi 10]
10 Estonia: Down 2 [Final 10, Semi 8]

11 Lithuania: Up 3 [Final 11, Semi 14]
12 Australia: Down 9 [Final 12, Semi 3] :o
13 Azerbaijan: Up 7 [Final 13, Semi 20]
14 Switzerland: Up 3 [Final 14, Semi 17]
15 Romania: Up 3 [Final 15, Semi 18]

16 Belgium: Same [Final 16, Semi 16]
17 Armenia: Down 6 [Final 17, Semi 11]
18 Finland: Down 5 [Final 18, Semi 13]
19 Czech Republic: Down 14 [Final 19, Semi 5] :o
20 Iceland: Down 1 [Final 20, Semi 19]
 
Ranking-wise, it was nobody's best year, except of course Ukraine matching their other two wins
 
I just realised the top 5 are all former winners too
Another good year for foreign-languages, 3/5 of the top 5! FIVE of the top 7!
Yep and all quite different to each other, showing variety is the way forward. No to BEIGE!
 
Yep and all quite different to each other, showing variety is the way forward. No to BEIGE!

Funny how it turned out really, just looking at the qualifiers on Tuesday and Thursday we were going "NO ALL THE BORING SHIT GOT THROUGH"

It turned out to be a pretty great final really, it felt like such an exciting finale, even if ironically it was such a huge landslide. Of course Ukraine was expected, but after the Jury votes, and the first batshit Televotes started to be revealed it really felt like everything to play for!
 
It's come out of nowhere but I was so happy for Sam of course - but also Chanel, after that performance, and not having realised quite HOW crap Spain have been for even longer than the UK, I feel great for them.

Who's next to rehabilitate - Ireland and Germany, I guess?
 
It's come out of nowhere but I was so happy for Sam of course - but also Chanel, after that performance, and not having realised quite HOW crap Spain have been for even longer than the UK, I feel great for them.

Who's next to rehabilitate - Ireland and Germany, I guess?
I feel sure that Linda Martin and Fancy will turn it all around in 2023 :disco:
 
I was quite pleased Germany got those televotes because he seemed like a nice boy (and to be fair was better than Switzerland and Australia)

Yeah I don't like the song, and how he pronounces words like Rockstahss. Not his accent but that affected can't be bothered to finish the word singing that people do these days. Switzerland just sounded like a cat with a toothache
 
Will be interesting what, if anything, happens next with the cancelled jury votes. This is surely the most interventionist we have seen the EBU?
 
Last year, EVERY returning performer did better than previous performances
This year, every returning performer did WORSE! Except for Ihor Didenchuk who was in both Kalush Orchestra and Go_A
 
Will be interesting what, if anything, happens next with the cancelled jury votes. This is surely the most interventionist we have seen the EBU?
The EBU couldn’t even be bothered to do anything when Azerbaijan arrested televotes.
 
Will be interesting what, if anything, happens next with the cancelled jury votes. This is surely the most interventionist we have seen the EBU?

Well Russia might well try some stunt IN PERSON next time

Is this the first year for a while we haven't had some sort of stage invasion? (apart from by that Israeli gay?)
 
Didn’t Malta dish out bribes of caravan holidays and donkey rides in Valletta in return for votes on one or several occasions? I heard the EBU took the donkeys’ carrots away to punish the Maltasong Committee for their disgraceful transgressions :(
 
Didn’t Malta dish out bribes of caravan holidays and donkey rides in Valletta in return for votes on one or several occasions? I heard the EBU took the donkeys’ carrots away to punish the Maltasong Committee for their disgraceful transgressions :(

Emma was dishing out all expenses paid trips to some of the participants this year. All at the Maltese tax-payers expense.
 
Emma was dishing out all expenses paid trips to some of the participants this year. All at the Maltese tax-payers expense.
FAT LOT OF GOOD THAT DID HER

Apparently none of them actually wanted to go to Malta with their gratis voucher thanks to sick rumours and lies spread by permanently dissatisfied homosexuals on an “unpopular internet chatbox” :(
 
I mean I wouldn't take them AGAIN! Fool me twice, shame on me!

(PS what was your old username? :o)
corn GIF

The secrets behind the change are buried SOMEWHERE in tonight's festivities but I'm buggered if I know where now :tongueout:
 
Best positions and Points totals since ...

1. 631pts: Ukraine
// Best place since 2016 (1) // Best total ever
2. 466pts: United Kingdom // Best place since 1998 (2) // total ever
3. 459pts: Spain // Best place since 1995 (2) // Best total ever
4. 438pts: Sweden // Best place since 2015 (1) // Best total ever
5. 312pts: Serbia // Best place since 2012 (3) // Best total ever

6. 268pts: Italy // Best place since 2021 (1) // Best total since 2021 (524)
7. 253pts: Moldova // Best place since 2017 (3) // Best total since 2017 (374)
8. 215pts: Greece // Best place since 2013 (6) // Best total since 2004 (252)
9. 207pts: Portugal // Best place since 2017 (1) // Best total since 2017 (758)
10. 182pts: Norway // Best place since 2019 (6) // Best total since 2019 (331)

11. 171pts: Netherlands // Best place since 2019 (1) // Best total since 2019 (498)
12. 151pts: Poland // Best place since 2016 (8) // Best total since 2016 (229)
13. 141pts: Estonia // Best place since 2018 (8) // Best total since 2018 (245)
14. 128pts: Lithuania // Best place since 2021 (8) // Best total since 2021 (220)
15. 125pts: Australia // Best place since 2019 (9) // Best total since 2019 (284)

16. 106pts: Azerbaijan // Best place since 2019 (8) // Best total since 2019 (302)
17. 78pts: Switzerland // Best place since 2021 (3) // Best total since 2021 (432)
18. 65pts: Romania // Best place since 2017 (7) // Best total since 2017 (282)
19. 64pts: Belgium // Best place since 2021 (19) // Best total since 2021 (74)
20. 61pts: Armenia // Best place since 2017 (18) // Best total since 2017 (79)

21. 38pts: Finland // Best place since 2021 (6) // Best total since 2016 (301)
22. 38pts: Czech Republic // Best place since 2019 (11) // Best total since 2019 (157)
23. 20pts: Iceland // Best place since 2021 (4) // Best total since 2014 (378)
24. 17pts: France // Best place since 2021 (2) // Best total since 2021 (499)
25. 6pts: Germany // Best place since 2021 (25) // Best total since 2019 (24)

Only really Spain and UK marking big comebacks, though Greece should be pretty pleased too.
I didn't really realise until I checked the participation histories, but Germany really is on a disasterous run - BOTTOM 3 for six of the last seven times :o (then randomly 4th place in Lisbon)
 
I hope people didn’t spend too much on jury rigging - I just realised the Ukrainian televote ALONE would’ve given them 3rd place :o
 
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QUALIFICATION HISTORIES SINCE 2004 IN PICTURES BECAUSE WHY NOT

Ukraine: 100% - 13/13 attempts - 🟢🇺🇦🟢🔵🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🇺🇦🟢⚫🟢🟢
Azerbaijan: 92% - 12/13 attempts - 🟢🟢🟢🟢🇦🇿🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢
Sweden: 92% - 12/13 attempts - 🔵🔵🟢🔵🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢🇸🇪🟢🟢🇸🇪🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
Greece: 86% - 13/15 attempts - 🟢🔵🇬🇷🔵🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢
Australia: 83% - 5/6 attempts - 🔵🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🟢

Norway: 80% - 12/15 attempts - 🔵🟢🔵🔴🟢🟢🇳🇴🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
Romania: 78% - 11/14 attempts - 🔵🟢🔵🔵🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢⚫🟢🔴🔴🔴🟢
Armenia: 76% - 10/13 attempts - 🟢🔵🟢🟢🟢🔴⚫🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴⚫🟢
Serbia: 76% - 10/13 attempts - 🟢🇷🇸🔴🟢🟢🟢🔴⚫🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢
Moldova: 68% - 11/16 attempts - 🟢🔵🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢

Denmark: 62% - 10/16 attempts - 🔴🟢🔵🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🇩🇰🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴
Iceland: 58% - 10/17 attempts - 🔵🔴🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢
Lithuania: 58% - 10/17 attempts - 🔴🔴🟢🔵🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢
Cyprus: 56% - 9/16 attempts - 🟢🔵🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴⚫🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴
Israel: 56% - 9/16 attempts - 🔴🟢🔵🔴🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🇮🇱🟢🔴

Albania: 52% - 9/17 attempts - 🟢🔵🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢🔴
Finland: 52% - 9/17 attempts - 🔴🔴🟢🇫🇮🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢
Georgia: 50% - 7/14 attempts - 🟢🟢⚫🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
Malta: 50% - 8/16 attempts - 🟢🔵🔵🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴
Netherlands: 47% - 8/17 attempts - 🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🇳🇱🟢

Estonia: 44% - 8/18 attempts - 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴🟢
Austria: 41% - 5/12 attempts - 🔵🔴⚫🔴⚫⚫⚫🟢🔴🔴🟢🇦🇹🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴
Belgium: 41% - 7/17 attempts - 🔵🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢
Croatia: 40% - 6/15 attempts - 🟢🟢🔵🔴🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴⚫⚫🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴
Czech Republic: 40% - 4/10 attempts - 🔴🔴🔴⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴🟢

Poland: 40% - 6/15 attempts - 🔵🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴⚫⚫🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🟢
Portugal: 40% - 6/15 attempts - 🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴⚫🔴🔴⚫🟢🇵🇹🔴🟢🟢
Ireland: 37% - 6/16 attempts - 🔵🔴🟢🔵🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴
Bulgaria: 35% - 5/14 attempts - 🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴⚫⚫🟢🟢🟢⚫🟢🔴
Switzerland: 35% - 6/17 attempts - 🔴🟢🔵🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢

North Macedonia: 33% - 6/18 attempts - 🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴
Slovenia: 33% - 6/18 attempts - 🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴🔴
Latvia: 29% - 5/17 attempts - 🔴🟢🔵🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
San Marino: 25% - 3/12 attempts - 🔴⚫⚫🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴
Montenegro: 16% - 2/12 attempts - 🔴🔴🔴⚫⚫🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴⚫🔴

KEY
🟢 - Qualified in a Semi-final
🔴 - Did not qualify in a Semi-final
🔵 - Auto-qualified for the final
⚫ - Did not participate
Flag - Auto-qualifying Host
 
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And before you ask - it's because I was going to go for a walk but it rained and I wanted to do more stats
 

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