Speculate Wildly About Enya

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was looking at this

Spoiler: at 24 and 54; her similar expressions

, pondering on both the tweaks to her face and of course, her career progression between those 3 decades

 

[Lucille]

Enya doesn’t fart but sometimes her anus does SNEEZE.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya doesn’t fart but sometimes her anus does SNEEZE.

And when it does, the hearts of woodland creatures in a 3 mile radius skip a beat

 

[Castle_Qwean]

Now they use some template they forgot to remove the lettering from for the new thumbnail (in tiny letters it says "Baby Taylor Finn")

Lorem ipsum dolor would have been more fitting

Have you been able to figure out anything more about this? Is it indeed a template? Why would they need a template, they simply slapped some wording on the existing pic.

(Yes, I saw the events of the last few days but I was traveling. I'll be commenting more about it this weekend.)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Have you been able to figure out anything more about this? Is it indeed a template? Why would they need a template, they simply slapped some wording on the existing pic.

(Yes, I saw the events of the last few days but I was traveling. I'll be commenting more about it this weekend.)

Yes, it is a random Canva template, probably this
They forgot to remove the extra letters, and it does seem to have been made in a rush.
Only the website coming back was really something new (unless Enya announces the new album within the next month )

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Currently, Enya is napping with a leaf on her face

Happy autumnal equinox!

 

[Castle_Qwean]

Yes, it is a random Canva template, probably this

How did you link that template to the end result?

I don't see any mention of "baby taylor finn" on that page. It does appear on these pages:

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So utterly random. But that's the smallest problem with that video.

 

[Finn]

Enya is trying to cut down on her use of the word "cunt"

Enya has used the word "cunt" 17 times this past week - an 84% reduction on the week before. Well done Enya!

 

[Lucille]

Unfortunately she also used the f-slur 3 times

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is watching Strictly Come Dancing, and is generally disagreeing with the judges' scores but enjoyed most dances.
Especially Angela Rippon

 

[Finn]

Oh yes she fucking LOVES Strictly does our En

 

[Finn]

Though she just used up another "cunt", directed at Tess

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I read she'll be in the audience next week supporting her good friend Les Dennis.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Though she just used up another "cunt", directed at Tess

WHERE IS THE FALLACY?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya likes Shirley's earrings, and knows they'd look a lot better worn by herself.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Enya spent her Saturday morning doing overtime at the office, but it was so quiet, she spent most the time racing swivel chairs.

 

[Lucille]

It’s SEXY SATURDAY in Enya’s castle tonight and she’s invited all the local villagers to sling one up her hoop.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

It’s SEXY SATURDAY in Enya’s castle tonight and she’s invited all the local villagers to sling one up her hoop.

This is why she works. She supplies a light buffet, soft drinks and meth and that shit isn't free.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Back to Strictly Enya found Dianne and Bobby's dance very charming. She was reminded of Jay and Aliona, but maybe it was the McFly song.


I just realised he's even younger than me

 

[Shoat]

Enya's favourite podcast is the Twink voicemail on loop

 

[Lucille]

Enya’s having to be sewn back up after last night’s sexy events, but the damage is so severe her seamstress has had to dig out the HEAVY TWINE.

 

[Shoat]

Nude treadmill ON HOLD for a few months post-recovery

 

[Castle_Qwean]

Enya is sorry about the rush job that was the watch party video (blame the online media team while the trio are "far too busy" working on the new album ) but she supposes at least her albums aren't done in a rush.

There's no excuse for that pathetic "watch party" video. (It's not really a "watch party" without any participation from Enya's side.)

As far as we know, Warner is managing the social media, but Enya's name is on it, so it reflects on her and her partners.

Why would there be a "rush" to do an anniversary video? They knew the anniversary was coming. Every studio album has its anniversary around this time of year.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Why would there be a "rush" to do an anniversary video? They knew the anniversary was coming. Every studio album has its anniversary around this time of year.

They forgot for a while, and left it until last minute of course although whoever made it isn't brilliant at last-minute successes

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Of course, Enya is great at it. She booked a great value flight for a few days' time.

 

[Finn]

Enya is shocked and saddened by @disneyteletubby and @Castle_Qwean's reviews of her many hours' hard work in Windows Movie Maker on her Watermark anniversary video

 

[Lucille]

THAT POOR WOMAN!

 

[GNL]

Enya was excited to use the Watermark anniversary watch-party to soft-launch the existence of her son with Elon Musk, Baby Taylor Finn.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's left that video behind now. She knows Watermark became a success because of the music, not much else years beyond it.

She is working on her

cleimintín

album now, wrapping it up like a swirly orange peel

 

[Finn]

Enya would love to see Clare Balding with long hair, she thinks it would really suit her.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks Clare Balding is one of two 'known' living ladies who naturally look just like Diana and can pull off that hairstyle today (the other being Jeannie B)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's looking forward to the Spotify Wrapped in late November, and this time she might even do the artist video message
Her 2021 Wrapped 'aura' possibly this?

Mine was mostly relaxed (green) and wistful (blue). 🏞

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks this article is genuinely interesting and well-written, however...

Spoiler

the supposed photos of her are AI-generated ones

 

[Lucille]

Enya wishes there was a vape that tastes like anus.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wishes that a specific novelty vape existed, that when puffed into, it would play her music and separately burn incense at the opposite end, and that people buy those instead 🌬

 

[disneyteletubby]

with Elon Musk, Baby Taylor Finn.

Enya laughed at that, but she really doesn't like Elon Musk. Not paying for verified posting on X nor a Tesla for sure.

She 100% prefers the great value body spray Impulse Hint of Musk.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was looking around the Clannad and Enya video archives at Leo's Tavern, trying to find the full version of this 1988 interview (and that lipstick, back at home )

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's yet to find the aformentioned interview, but she rediscovered thst time when she really tried to have a posh RP accent for this London interview

Spoiler: She'd sound quite like her sister otherwise

Olive of course
https://www.rte.ie/archives/2019/0612/1054963-leos-tavern-donegal/ around 1:26

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I was also looking around Enya's other younger sister Brídín's website earlier (archived and most of the site links work, here) and I doubt this was Enya posting; it's actually a quote from Brídín in this.

From what I can remember Enya said "London is work" as in she thinks of it as work-related being there (like recording in Orinoco now Miloco Studios).

 

[Ellie]

Enya agrees that despite the departure of Steve Gutenberg, Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach is superior to Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol.

 

[GNL]

Enya sometimes lets out her castle to swinging parties.

 

[Finn]

Enya thinks Fiona Bruce was behind the death of Jill Dando. "Show me a single person who's profited from it more", she often says.

 

[Lucille]

Enya’s getting her back waxed today.