Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 2 (8PM BST)

[ButterTart]

I just don’t like this. I think of all the wish versions of Cha Cha Cha this year, this is the most blatant rip-off.

 

[Wendy the goat]

You know what you want to do with that?
You want to put a banging donk on it...

 

[lolly]

I think there are only about 3 or 4 songs I care enough about getting through

 

[Finn]

What's the reason for why we can't vote in both the semis?

 

[dmlaw]

Subtitles, so that everyone knows his dad is dead. And was disappointed in him.

 

[ButterTart]

There were some high point but, honestly, this was a fucking dismal semi.

 

[win_the_game]

Malta feels like a lifetime ago. Hopefully it's not forgotten.

 

[Lucille]

Not a note of singing in the Malta re-cap !

 

[Alla]

Spain was the one I enjoyed the most. I don't remember saying this before.

 

[Tisch]

He BARELY sung. It was just gristly shouting and funny faces. I didn't even enjoy it in a closing the show way. The Show would have been a much better closer.

 

[RS]

Greece seems doomed but I really enjoyed it the most

 

[lolly]

It's going to be a pretty weak final, whatever qualifies.

And one I absolutely cannot do sober.

 

[Lucille]

God so many of these songs could/should NQ.

 

[dmlaw]

Preferred qualifiers:-

Armenia
Austria
Czechia
Denmark
Georgia
Malta
Norway
Poland
San Marino
Switzerland

I’m not expecting to get nine out of my ten choices tonight.

 

[Kratz]

I cannot help but worry for Sarah. She really deserves to go through but I fear she won't.

 

[Lucille]

Spain head and shoulders above everyone, NO TEA!

 

[Alla]

So many shitty entries in this semi, my goodness.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Only fussed about my top three though

 

[lolly]

I only really want Armenia and Austria. Malta and Georgia to a lesser degree.

 

[Marina Salty]

Voted pour L'Armenie

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The House of Ag are putting the following through

Armenia
Malta
Switzerland
Czechia
Austria
Norway
Netherlands
Denmark
Albania
Georgia

In another time or place Israel would have been on that list, but fuck them.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What a weird recap for the Netherlands!

 

[RS]

Greece
Armenia

Austria
Malta

Didn’t like anything else

 

[ManicKangaroo]

This went downhill so fast after Spain

 

[Lucille]

I cannot help but worry for Sarah. She really deserves to go through but I fear she won't.

I think she’s fine actually!

 

[RS]

It makes you wonder how shitty this semi would have been without Spain, Italy and Fraaaance

 

[Kratz]

I think she’s fine actually!

I really hope so!

 

[Alla]

I've been convinced all this time Zorra is going to be in the bottom, but after watching all the performances, I don't get the odds for Spain. Not saying top 10, but seriously bottom 3? With the pile of shit that is going to qualify tonight? Fuck you Europe

 

[ButterTart]

And they used the horrible spoken word bit of Europapa for the recap. Shameless.

 

[Kratz]

Do I have time for a bath before the results?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Oh I strongly suspect Malta are fine.

 

[win_the_game]

Do I have time for a bath before the results?

It's Eurovision not Sanremo.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

STUNNING

 

[Lucille]

Omg show them how it’s done!

 

[Alla]

Helena!! Queen!!

 

[RS]

Oh God Malin don’t even try to sing

 

[Marina Salty]

Omg why so swollen

 

[FetchFugly]

Helena! OPA INDEEED

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh dear

 

[dmlaw]

Do I have time for a bath before the results?

Extensive bubbles and masturbation or just a regular bath?