RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (4 Viewers)

[ZenGiraffe]

Behave Lucille

Lucy barely copes with one personality, she can't possibly have a second!

 

[Lucille]

Now why am I in it?

 

[Inner Smile]

I think we have been here before boys and girls

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

Behave Lucille

My goodness being compared to Lucille Ball, that divorced whore. Where is the complaints department here?

 

[Lucille]

I don’t know how to explain this Inner Smile, but I’m not everyone.

 

[Inner Smile]

Lucille 6/4
Zu 5/1
Rowan Tree - 60/1

 

[Nancy]

COLEEN NOLAN

 

[Inner Smile]

Is she really that bad?

 

[Nancy]

Sitckybeaks

 

[Lucille]

People who are ALWAYS COLD!

 

[Tisch]

Treading on a snail

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Treading on a snail

But the crunch is so satisfying!

Slugs, however, just horrible.

 

[Tisch]

But the crunch is so satisfying!

Slugs, however, just horrible.

EVIL

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

People who are ALWAYS COLD!

I'M NOT COLD ON PURPOSE

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Posters on another message board who always go on about REAL BUTTER as opposed to butter spreads. BORE OFF

 

[lolly]

@followers

 

[big ron]

People who are ALWAYS COLD!

Attention seekers. GROW UP

 

[Finn]

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS TRULY UNBEARABLE SEGMENT OF TELEVISION

 

[Nancy]

NO PRICE ON DISPLAY FOR AN ITEM IN A SHOP

 

[Nancy]

POST OFFICES. UTTERLY INEPT. ALL OF THEM

 

[Nancy]

FUCK MR BATES

 

[AGinAg (38)]

This shit

 

[Nancy]

CRUNCHY ELBOWS

 

[funky]

That link is really dodgy - why does it go to a fake BBC News page riddled with ads?

 

[Tisch]

That link is really dodgy - why does it go to a fake BBC News page riddled with ads?

Because it's spam. It's all over Twitter.

 

[lolly]

CRUNCHY ELBOWS

I don't have crunchy elbows. But I do have a fizzy neck.

 

[Ellie]

SPARKLING WATER

 

[Soldi]

SPARKLING WATER

How… dare you?

 

[Nancy]

BANG BANG

 

[Tisch]

People who use their own wedding photos to wish their loved ones a happy birthday.

"Happy birthday, but look at *ME* IN MY WEDDING DRESS".

 

[funky]

People who use their own wedding photos to wish their loved ones a happy birthday.

"Happy birthday, but look at *ME* IN MY WEDDING DRESS".

@Iguana how could you?

 

[jyxz]

@Iguana how could you?

 

[Nancy]

LINGO

 

[Kratz]

Why do people walk out of lifts like they’re on ‘Stars In Their Eyes’ - just get out!

 

[Ellie]

Why do people walk out of lifts like they’re on ‘Stars In Their Eyes’ - just get out!

Same with one entering a train and sitting down. Just SIT DOWN ANYWHERE. You shouldn’t need 10 seconds to decide where to sit.

 

[lolly]

It's the get to the top/bottom of an escalator and then stop to decide where you're going to go brigade who annoy me. Completely oblivious of the pile up right behind them.

 

[Joseph]

It's the get to the top/bottom of an escalator and then stop to decide where you're going to go brigade who annoy me. Completely oblivious of the pile up right behind them.

But what if your shoelace gets stuck by getting on too fast and then you lose your entire leg in the process

 

[Ellie]

But what if your shoelace gets stuck by getting on too fast and then you lose your entire leg in the process

I fantasise about this happening one day.

 

[Ellie]

When you go to the theatre, the play/show has ended, the actors have left the stage, the house lights are on… and yet MULTIPLE PEOPLE aren’t even attempting to leave. In fact they’re just sitting in their seats as if the show is still happening. They also act like you’re rudely putting them out by trying to get past them. WHY?

 

[funky]

Could supermarkets please STOP moving things around the every couple of months please? Just when I start to remember which aisle the hummus is in you GO AND FUCKING MOVE IT AGAIN

I know they think that by moving things around it encourages people to browse more while looking but it just makes me want to LEAVE!