I was today years old when I realised that it's "to you and your kin" and not "to you and your king". Anyway wishing you a Merry Christmas!
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Can we get a list of BBC presenters who haven't been handsy with anyone?
Why doesn't Harry Styles play Uno?.............because he only plays in One Direction
Who else starts every Wordle game with a 5 letter male body part?
Alfie? No no his name is STARMERGEDDON, Dark Lord of All. (What? I speak Politician.)
I remember when I was young thinking the Aurora Borealis was something to do with that bit around the titty nipples
I am now the answer to life the universe and everything, it's all sorted now, you're welcome
Don't say "kid amogus" backwards
HOLD THE FUCK UP ( I'm the fuck up. Please hold me
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Went round town last night (first time in a while, friend's event). Two completely separate random compliments on my hair. Nice.
Oops I'm 41
Can we just declare the clown emoji a hate symbol already?
Gastroscopy, opted for local anaesthetic spray only
Would not recommend, no matter how your gag reflex is :p
Germany really knows how to make good food and lovely boyfriends. Don't wanna go home x3
Squeaky clean (well of course, I'm a good boy)
Went for a checkup. Why is my hole still so sore from a tiny cotton bud swab xD
Garuda Linux desktop is beautiful
My darling attempts to beat off a horny Rex
I have cute German boyfriend now <3
First furmeet tomorrow, in Manc's gay village, how exciting
No, ITV, I'm not interested in Piers Morgan's racist dogwhistle show. What the actual fuck, why is this advert even allowed? [aware this is the point the advert is trying to make, it's still shit]
Bastard Covid... I was supposed to go to a beer festival in a couple of days!
Which chocolate do you want to taste?~
Oh shit I'm 40 now
shit, 40 next week
I am annoying
I am boring
I am sorry
Merry Christmas cuties <3
The Earth is 70% water and uncarbonated. So technically it's flat
Still negative. Thank you vaccine <3
Bullying? What did I miss?
Yay the royals are popping out yet another sprog omg who caaaaares
I think I want love again. But who could possibly love a 38 year old furry degenerate still living with his parents?
It was the wham song. I should know by now that furries don't do that type of love...
I think I might have got a boyfriend for Christmas Pls don't turn this into a Wham song
For the record, I find your c*rona posts really informative!
OwO
If you like this profile post, your life will be worse
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