Recent content by Ellie

Aww. He was always very friendly and mostly EFFICIENT.

This was not good. At all. But my friend liked it for some reason. The theatre probably held about 100 people. They had an audience of just 18 last night (I was so bored it was easy to count).

I have just discovered that Tiffany Pollard is apparently only 43. BullSHIT. Just seen her photos from her first show Flavor of Love, and she was supposed to be 24 on that then. Maybe if you add 10 years I’d believe it.

Well, Martin’s big speech before he died about loving and fancying Stacey the second her saw her was also weird. I don’t even remember Martin and Stacey having any real interactions when she first arrived. She was with Bradley the whole time and her relationship with Martin kind of came out of...

Oh Ella. If looks could kill.

:( Everything that could have been for Lisa and the genre overall.

Maybe, but Ruby’s wild statements about loving Martin have never ever been true. I seriously don’t remember her even liking Martin, and she only ever seduced him in the first place to piss off Stacey. And the last year with Roman - how was that ever anything other than getting together for the...

The music is really incredible (and is what Benjamin Button should have been had they done it properly), but the story totally went over my head and I wasn’t really invested in it. I think I need to see it again, but I’m not in any rush right now.

Haha at Trish actually pretending she’s from NY in her nominations, considering what Patsy just said.

I’m liking sarcastic Big Brother :D

Ah, OK. For a two-hander, Two Strangers Carry A Cake was excellent, and that was clearly well developed before transferring to the West End. In fact I was surprised that Two Strangers… or Kathy & Stella weren’t nominated. Maybe they weren’t eligible since they didn’t technically premiere in 2024.

It’s so obvious that she thought she might be able to orchestrate some sort of flirtation to sell a “story” in the edit. He’s not remotely interested and there’s no one else to choose from.

Doesn’t Titanique do most of that too? Just without the terrible hair.

Yeah, I stayed away from that one. I’m just too damn old. That Oliviers performance also sealed it.

That Real Housewives woman as the mermaid - I genuinely thought Mickey Rourke had returned.