Recent content by Jætike

I'm rising from the dead to ask: what the fuck did the UK do?

I've always wanted to own a Volkswagen beetle

CUNT: Fraser Anning QOL: Egg boy

Yup it's medical. My jaw decided to start clenching and painkillers weren't going to be feasible in the long run. They seldom are. It's becoming a running joke at hospitals that I'm a big kid who has no problem getting tattoos and bleaching my hair, but is on the verge of passing out during...

We young people like gay pop

It's a smooth little ditty, but they'll have to stage the high heavens out of it in Tel Aviv. Lighting, props and especially the camera angles

Not surprised by rich (and famous) people cheating with money. Even in Singapore can an elite education be bought

Finally botoxed my jaw. Was warned that I shouldn't rub my face if I don't want to get FACIAL PARALYSIS. Joy

Considering it's Sergey, that's actually vaguely possible.

1st - John Lundvik 2nd - Hanna Ferm AND LIAMOO 3rd - Anna Bergendahl 4th - Bishara 5th - Jon Henrik 6th - Wiktoria 7th - Malou 8th - Arvingarna 9th - Mohombi 10th - Nano 11th - Lina Hedlund 12th - Lisa Ajax Jury vote winner - John Lundvik Televote winner - John Lundvik Jury vote last place -...

Everyday is World Book Day if you're studying for an English degree

Maybe there will be joiking in the other 2 minutes and 55 seconds

Mind your cholesterol

Pretty stoked for Hanna and LIAMOO's odds, John Lundvik to a smaller extent. While I'm as supportive of Anna B's return as the next gayer, her going to ESC might not be too different from 2010

What is brown sauce made of anyway?