Recent content by Kratz

I wonder how she pays the gas bill. It can’t just be streaming royalties from ‘BO$$ (Michelle Obama!)’

Yes this isn’t the actual UK jury. I can’t imagine for a second ‘Him from Electro Velvet’ making the shortlist. Although where Heidi Range leads…

That doesn’t look so unlikely from a jury vote perspective.

It’s your ONLY HIT

She will be booed and I don’t get the impression she will be remotely phased by it.

Let’s consult the TAROT (or even better the entirely made up rankings by Instagram loons) ‘Y’all, the results are in and here’s how things are gonna look…’

She probably needs a year off now

Are the Big 5 and Sweden not in the rehearsal schedule for next week?

#2 in the Tragic Lives section, just behind ‘No Daddy, Not Again’

This is next week, I am in LA, and I don’t have a postal vote. I hope Susan doesn’t lose by ONE!

He is witty, we have to give him that.

It really is!

Shall we go on a field trip and view it?

She’s absolutely the sort of UK act who should be throwing herself at Eurovision

That should so be the name of your memoirs.