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Apr 10, 2010
Jun 23, 2021
McAfee didn't kill himself.
Jun 17, 2021
Worry less about GB News and more about GB Nudes. When was the last time you saw a penis?
Jun 11, 2021
BOYFRIEND? This is OFF BRAND!
May 29, 2021
Congratulations to the Lion of Damascus on his election win
May 18, 2021
Taking a quick throw-in
Apr 12, 2021
OMG when did you become electoralist
Mar 17, 2021
He's soft and hard at once - like steel encased in velvet - and surprisingly tasty.
Nov 6, 2020
Pod has finally saved America
Oct 22, 2020
So relieved I escaped the chart stats fan to murderer pipeline...
Aug 31, 2020
Thinking about gorgeous Lady Di looking down on us from heaven xx
Aug 19, 2020
The best friend who Miley refers to in See You Again is actually Leslie Grantham. The two were close in his final years.
Aug 13, 2020
*Hillary voice* I don't know about a WAP... but I'm trying to get a Woman As President!
Jul 2, 2020
It is quite likely that some of our faves are implicated.
Jun 3, 2020
Your avi is lovely and makes me feel CALM. Where's it from?
May 24, 2020
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Apr 23, 2020
Tonight's applause is dedicated to my favourite medical professional, Dr Alban
Apr 15, 2020
The E********n forum is unhinged
Feb 11, 2020
Congratulating every Japanese person I see about Parasite. They could do with a boost with that corona virus going around.
Jan 23, 2020
RIP Mr Peanut. Fent claims another innocent life
Jan 21, 2020
Grateful to Britney for 3 and its representation of the often unheralded MMF threesome
Jan 13, 2020
You know who can "accom", gays? His name is Jesus Christ. And all sinners are welcome.
Dec 27, 2019
Wish Richard Osman would just fuck off
Dec 22, 2019
Whom amongst us does not savour the creamy taste of an egged nog?
Dec 18, 2019
I hereby impeach Donald J DRUMPF for being Putin's boyfriend!!
Dec 14, 2019
Oh, Jeremy Corbyn (Reprise - Ballad Version)
Oct 18, 2019
I used to think posting online was a tragedy... now I realise it's a fucking comedy
Oct 6, 2019
Accidentally radicalised by The Joker Movie
Oct 2, 2019
Norman Fucking Tebbit!
Aug 18, 2019
Drumming my cutlery on the table, shouting "EPSTEIN WAS Q! EPSTEIN WAS Q!"
Jul 25, 2019
Whom amongst us does not enjoy a tasty bite of a Kitted Kat?
Apr 29, 2019
Now Madonna has to compete with Taylor AND Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi's comebacks
Apr 29, 2019
I'd like to deny any involvement in today's "We are not gay, but we secretly kiss and sleep in the same bed" Guardian advice column.
Apr 25, 2019
Gone from enjoying the satisfying sound of a ball being potted to actually getting into snooker
Apr 16, 2019
Hiding the small droplets of splash-back piss after the urinal is the real grey sweatpants challenge.
Apr 11, 2019
Can't stop thinking about the black hole. I want to jump in it and be destroyed
Apr 10, 2019
Am considering taking Moopy private at $420. Funding secured.
Mar 28, 2019
I am a normal person, fighting every day to prove that I'm God, just like everybody else.
Mar 18, 2019
Alita Battle Anal: An XXX Parody
Feb 27, 2019
The dark material in His Dark Materials is actually cum.
Feb 25, 2019
Brief former Moopy curio Danny Gogo becoming an OnlyFans porn star is so depressing and inevitable.
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