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He's been THERE SINCE 7!

Oh thank HEAVENS :disco:

Although really, it isn't for the reason you say right at the beginning of your post - it isn't possible to vote in negative and quite a lot of people attending are going to be presumed to be supporting Israel by even engaging with the contest this year (and forevermore unless they withdraw/are...

Do not ask who the I'm In Love bell tolls for

God imagine every morning at like 7am her just turning up like that at your front door

nobody: Sanna Nielsen: *BELL CHIMING WITH FORCE OF LORRY HITTING SMALL CHILD*

CRYING! :D

Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak were quite good at the terrifying confidence thing too in their time, as it goes :basil:

Thankfully she's also genuinely batshit enough on a fundamental level that she's that bit too fixated across the board on things that are a bit too true believer pet concern-y to actually connect with most typical voters, I suspect. Ideological warriors usually struggle unless the conditions are...

It'll almost certainly be Kemi Badenoch, James Cleverly or (long shot) Suella.

Nah, she's been yesterday's woman for a while in that world - she couldn't stop the boats for shit! (obviously neither could Suella, but she at least had the sense to confect an alibi and bang on about it on the way out the door)

CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL!

Well, it would be if you could even pay anyone to vote Tory at this set of locals :disco: (bar crafty girls like Andy Street who've been feyly wheeling out the 'I'm Tory, but I'm not like other Tories.... *giggles coquettishly before investing in public realm / not physically assaulting passing...

I wouldn't be shocked if one or both of Hunt and Gove announce they're standing down around the end of the summer recess/conference season (possibly with Hunt getting appointed to the Lords, so they can maintain the fiction he might still be Chancellor rather than a fractally lame duck in the...

I suspect Safura would have drip dropped down to sixth (at the very LEAST)