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no face no chat
This bird has flown
I saw this and thought you would appreciate it
https://youtu.be/f6BuJP7Y64s
Apropos of nothing, guess who's COMING TO STOCKHOLM next month? *.*
NO
omg come on facebook
Cats are WONDROUS CREATURES
They also give good profile pic
You have been visited by THE SEXUAL GOOSE.
Honk 3 times and you will be blessed with good sex tonight.
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Pegging is when a lady tops a man using a strap-on
It's become ALL THE RAGE allegedly.
Is that a euphemism?
Where should I send it?
I'm DEVASTATED
(you could just send shots anyway)
Arse pics pls hun (I'll CONSIDER THE BERLIN DATE)
! at seal cub! You know how to charm me
You know I HAVE been looking at moving in the near future - how much is a shit flat to rent in Berlin/are there daddies available ON TAP to pay for them?
Oh darling, I'm washing my minge that weekend!
(Berlin's on the list but unfortunately I'm POOR AS PISS )
I left the tache for a while and felt like a pig and as such THOUGHT OF YOU
safe sex for zionism!
omg @ this comment to one of your profile pictures on facebook
"Äntligen använder du kondom!"
Did you leave? Comeback and vote in my Rupaul Rate.
HI BABES have a blessed friday xoxo
I was only joking babes
HI PLEASE SEND NUDES THNX xoxo
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Talk DUTTÉ 2 ME RASP
Pffft, you OLD ROMANTIC
GET YOUR ARSE OUT and I shall SEND MY SHOTS
As a result of my job I am sexually deprived and nerdy.
BAISE-TOI!
We normally stay in apartments but went for the Hotel Medium this year. It was really reasonable and was a lovely hotel. Worth checking out!
It's not rancid at all! It's actually quite a classy place, I remember reading somewhere that property prices are the second most expensive place in Europe after Monte Carlo.
The gay shit is really concentrated in a couple of streets and the one gay beach but it's a place for everyone. I'm so devastated to be home!
I think it's whatever bleach they put in it to help wash the spunk away! You're going to have a brilliant time though. It's a beautiful town and there's some fantastic places for eating and drinking. El Piano is literally my favourite place in the world but it's SO SO gay
<3 <3 (i'm a top)
I'm glad you're getting aroused I've got about a week left in Cambodia.
I reckon it's just a combination of me being massively sexually starved and the fact that I've basically developed a mildly unhealthy lust for him that will pretty much lead nowhere.
But fucking hell, sometimes I really can't help myself. I know it's slightly predatory but essentially seeing him get fully naked to take a shower was like a gift from god.
i was looking for more ridiculous mustafi/mertesacker gifs but came across this on tumblr. I reckon that would be your happy place: http://pummelmehummels.tumblr.com/tagged/i-love-shkodran-so-much-now -
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