Recent content by Shoat

It's just FLAT and REPETITIVE

I refuse to believe that until someone speculates that thousands of supposedly dead Gazans have just been happily hiding in Enya's handbag all of this time (with AI art to prove)

Jade could probably weather the "flop" tag better than the other three. Of them all, she's the one who gives the air of "who cares about the singles chart, I just want to be CAMP. If #29 was good enough for Nadia from Big Brother, IT'S FINE FOR ME"

Incredible The idea that an elderly gentleman who for all of his life has been able to move heavy objects without any physical effort, has somehow still been finding the time to pop down to PureGym for a couple of hours every day :disco:

4 roles? Are we forgetting her acting ZENITH? Bitch Virgin Vamp Sister Soho House Rooftop Pool Evian Mistee

Winning the propaganda war with VOLUME if not rationale

Is it a better evacuation plan than "you have 5 days to leave, but oh FYI we've closed the borders"?

OH FUCK OFF You can't seriously be anything other than a troll Because you can't seriously be so ignorant that you think there is some MAGICAL FORCEFIELD that will render civilians immune to an invasion campaign. Like bombs and bullets know only to target the terrorists. Or You're suggesting...

It's a good job HR are here to save the day!

Now that we're all u-turning on Massive Lipa, can we also now all concede that One Kiss was FLIMSY ASSDRIVEL rather than the sultry gem people pretend it was

I'd completely agree that this has made everything much muddier It dilutes the "inspired by, not all true" message And the social media warriors, already pre-disposed to "white knighting" behaviour, were always going to be even more galvanised when they're not watching actors as such, but...

He has my sympathy in that he clearly has large mental health issues himself. Even now it feels like there are some behaviours repeating, despite his show giving the impression that he's highly self-aware. His public proclamations that he didn't want Martha or the writer identified don't tally...

I've kept the title track on rotation, but that's about it STREAM THE GLOBE SESSIONS OUT NOW

So the Natasha Bedingfield of the 80s?

It's about the right aesthetic, based on the last couple of singles which sound so very designed-by-playlist-committee