Recent content by Sir Epke Zonderland

@Haiku Rewrites goes on the timekeeping hall of shame three times. @Haiku Rewrites and @Finn become the inaugural Enemies of the Bell @ZenGiraffe and @big ron receive the Order of the Bell for defending Bells on Sunday. Let it be so.

Wtf?

Repeatious bell. You go on the list.

Nu komt de aap uit de mouw. The comment you liked is very hurtfull to me and my family; The rings are not easy to master and Tokyo was a painfull time.

You also go on a list, turbulent poster.

There is no forgiveness here. You go on the list, Knave.

Invalid bell. I’m afraid you go on the list of knaves of have broken proclamation #7.

Post 1265 lacks contrition for a lack of professional care, does not contain the word sorry, attacks me personally, and then asks for an unwarranted favour. I do not understand why you wish further attention to be drawn to it. A bell banning game may be warranted if you persist.

Will no mod rid me of this turbulent poster?

Bell rejected as a violation of Proclamation #7.

I am unsuspending the Privy Council of the Bell for this purpose and as a bullwark against a new potential enemy of the bell. Would you like to be a member? @TurnerPrize @StrawberryJam @Diddy @Madíson @Dark Carnival @Moonbaby @DonnaWinter @DameGeriHalliwell assemble.

No. It is a strict liability offense. All bells are posted in good faith. We are all under professional duty to make sure our bells are not repeatious. Also, you have not apologised or shown shame.

No; all honors remain extant. I go back to my cocoon now.