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Oh MY. Were her bazwungas as big as in the pic below? Only I think it's a bit artificial there.
In 2006, I entered a radio competition where you had to text in and confess the biggest lie you ever told.
I texted in and told them that I had dropped out of university three years ago, but that I had been lying to my parents so that they kept paying for tuition fees.
I won the competition and received my prize the next week.
Here's a pic from the 2012 soap awards of that one you like from EE;
Awful choice of wreath.
I've written messages on his wall
I actually said 'TP is missing you'. If he doesn't come back, I'm blaming you.
What have you done to Madison?
GOT YOU xoxoxo
VoR strength? IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?
TurnerPrize has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.
I am trying to send you something very important.
i was gonna quote a dreadful evanescence song but i decided you might take your wall post back so i shall just say "roger"
OH WHOOPS WRONG WALL
Oh gosh, I forgot to reply to your message of 5 days ago. Of course we can be friends.
I'll send you the membership application form for this relationship. You'll get a free pen with it.
i just can't be ARSED.
but i'll go do it if it means SO MUCH.
I like your profile picture.
Much appreciated
And Milton Keynes sucks. I've been there too Diddy.
A fleshlight
Guess it depended what time of day, lunchtime is pretty busy, but I suppose that's like any shopping centre. Sad to hear about the theatre, I'm FINALLY going next month for the first time, we are seeing Joseph (:bored:).
Yeah the main shopping arcade does have a lot of restaurants, there's a clothes-shop-heavy quarter in the newer bit where I presume you must have got your Pret from. You say it would be amazing on rollerskates? BEHOLD!: http://youtu.be/sn9mLnKmPco
Oh the things you must have seen
where did you go?
it IS nice really, nobody says that though because they've never BEEN. You should've said, we could have got a coffee or something.
anyway SPREAD THE GOOD WORD TEEPS
Lighthousekeeper
Hence the lighthouse.
OH MY GOD
That website is
Stay away from him..besides isn't he like 16?????? *goes to Wikipedia* WHAT? He's 19 already??? I could be his (slightly) older brother but, whatever.
Madison won't respond to my affections or questions
I hope you haven't been spreading lies about me again like that time you told him I overdosed on ket in Chariots.
Google David Lindgren's performance of "Shout It Out".
He's like a cross between Eric Saade and an accountant.
In many ways, so am I.
That's not news. I ignored a similar comment a few days ago.
I'm sorry, but I don't have the range.
Or the legs.
Fig off then
He'll be performing "Killed By A Cop" during the Norwegian final.
NO SAADE ENTRY THOUGH HE MAY SING SOMETHING IN THE FINAL. YOU WILL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR DANNY SAUCEDO AND TIMOTEIJ
cuntflaps
Kevin Costner should sue for ripping off his song. -
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