Still both alive. Sadly 
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Wasn't it funny when the hedgehogs died?
Fool.
Such beautiful poetry would be more suited to Persian.
Borgen > The Borg > Borgias > Bjorn Borg
Borgen > Borgias
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I CAN SEE YOUR SOUL ASCENDING
Thank you SO much for my Chr*stmas card, what a lovely surprise! I shall use the monies towards my wedding costs. Hope you had a good one! xx
Couldn't you have used screenshots from one of my three favourite adaptations?
I trust you know which three I mean.
Chariots has a salad bar now?
I was going to ask if he wanted to come with me to a certain establishment.
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I'm not here to say I'm sorry
I'm not here to lie to you
YAY
OH WELL.
I'll just go stiuvck my head in an oven then
My grandad got home to find my nan doing that once.
She was drying her hair.
You are so much NICER than him. Does he have freakishly big feet making my size tens look tiny? 
Oh my horsey god you still haven't listened to it.
You are so hacho.
What a hateful character.
Good riddance
Thank you sweetheart, Ganesh loves you more than Jesus does xxx
KISS KISS HOOF-PRINT KISS
Good
In fact I may just create a thread about it in an enigmatic fashion.
Listen to this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b016vdwc
Hows my tiara looking on you?
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Now that you're successful, I forgive you.
I found out EVIL HILARY from Coach Trip was going around West Cumbrian Hell Hole Workington and telling everyone she won! Bitch.
You shouldn't be so self-hating.
You have US for that.
Oh my
bless you for the comment, I haven't logged on in a while so I didn't see it until now. I'm quite rubbish really, so I don't want to make a habit of posting.
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Clear your PMs please
Oh TP. Someone on Grindr told me they were going for a jog so I jumped in my car to find them so I can get first dibs on seeing them in the flesh That was practice for when I'm hunting Coach Trip Mark down 
Also what is this "I just saw it. The awful Coach Trip ageing gay and his embalmed mother!" ?????????!?????
Like you'd ever have daughters anyway you f*cking homo
Oh TEEP That's 'Court of King Caractacus', it's one of my favourite camp songs, we always sing it I didn't know the hand actions though
Hiya sweets, just passing through...
I just saw it. The awful Coach Trip ageing gay and his embalmed mother!
It was like a Who's Who of Ropey Reality TV this week. We also got the Awful Scouse Gay from Shipwrecked. Who will be cropping up next? Penny from Big Brother 2? -
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