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  • Hope you don't mind - I added a question mark at the end of the CJ thread title. I should have asked first, but it's bound to get a lot of Google traffic today. Feel free to revert.
    sidebar: is it not time for a new avatar? i keep thinking you've dyed your hair pink):


    Marge: Well, I guess Macy's and Gimbels learned to live side by side.
    Agnes: Gimbels is gone, Marge. Long gone. You're Gimbels!
    I remembered your George and Mildred avatar today when I saw my fob mother laughing herself to tears watching it lol
    I actually saw it being talked about and have added to my wishlist but haven't yet got round to purchasing...

    BUT I SHALL!
    I've just noticed your number of posts has dropped by almost 6000. Had you really added that many contributions to the Royal Forum RIP? :o
    [OVERLAPPING]
    (Oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooo-woo!)
    (Echo) Daily dose of angry sex
    (Oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooo-woo!)
    (Echo) Daily dose of angry sex...

    [CHORUS REPEATS]

    Oh boy I aim to annoy,
    so in bed we can destroy!
    (the anger’s all my fault
    but we both love the result!)
    He fell for my ploy,
    and now my man’s become my toy!
    (I’d bring the game to a halt
    if I didn’t love the assault!)
    At the end it is no loss
    so he better hit the decks,
    I think my king’s cross,
    and now I think it’s time for angry sex!
    (Oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooo-woo!)
    (Echo) Think it’s time for angry sex
    (Oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooo-woo!)
    (Echo) Think it’s time for angry sex
    Boy you better hit the decks (Oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooo-woo!)
    Boy you better hit the decks (Oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooo-woo!)
    Time to start this angry sex [door slamming sound effect]"

    The Cheek-Spreading Harlots AGOG AND BLESSED :disco:
    I aim to annoy,
    so in bed we can destroy!
    (the anger’s all my fault
    but we both love the result!)
    He fell for my ploy,
    and now my man’s become my toy!
    (I’d bring the game to a halt
    if I didn’t love the assault!)
    At the end it is no loss
    so he better hit the decks,
    I think my king’s cross,
    and now I think it’s time for angry sex!
    [OVERLAPPING]
    (Oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooo-woo!)
    (Echo) Think it’s time for angry sex
    (Oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooo-woo!)
    (Echo) Think it’s time for angry sex

    [MIDDLE 8]

    Oh what would the neighbours say
    if they knew what I did each day
    to manipulate my man? Uh-huh,
    but my man’s so ambivalent
    that I can’t help but wonder if he’s spent,
    so what would be my back-up plan?
    I hate to be oh-so blunt,
    but on the sexual front,
    I’m not so hot on where to go next,
    I guess I’ll have to innovate,
    in order to satiate
    my need for that daily dose of angry sex
    [CHORUS]

    I aim to annoy,
    so in bed we can destroy!
    (the anger’s all my fault
    but we both love the result!)
    He fell for my ploy,
    and now my man’s become my toy!
    (I’d bring the game to a halt
    if I didn’t love the assault!)
    At the end it is no loss
    so he better hit the decks,
    I think my king’s cross,
    and now I think it’s time for angry sex!
    [OVERLAPPING]
    (Oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooo-woo!)
    (Echo) Think it’s time for angry sex
    (Oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooo-woo!)
    (Echo) Think it’s time for angry sex

    I hear him start to roar,
    I think the bedroom is secure,
    for my, wild animal! [lion roar sound effect]
    Do we have enough protection?
    I’ve got quite a good collection
    and our nights are never dull [echo, increasing in volume with each echo] (never dull, never dull!)
    "To be imagined along the lines of Beware of the Dog crossed with I Said Never Again (But Here We Are) with lots of Quiz & Larossi-style bubbly synth moments.

    Where it states after each chorus that the lyrics overlap, the lyrics after the brackets always come in before the last ‘ooh-oo-ooh!’ part. Bracketed lyrics in the chorus are half-spoken, half-sung, as is the middle eight.


    I walk, through the door,
    dressed, just like a whore,
    I know it annoys him, you could say it’s my aim,
    gettin’ my man to hate on me is really my game,
    I walk, past the stove,
    he goes another shade o’ mauve,
    oh my boy better get to bed if he be wantin’ my love!
    Not a Halloween themed one I know, but this has been making me chuckle all day:

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