Will Soldi ever get to his 18-30 holiday Thursday?

Also, morning.

Serious velcro pyjamas job this morning. Major CBA vibe. Pre-ordered the new Suede album to cheer myself up.
 
I'm trying to DEBATE whether I've ever had sex at an airport. I feel like it's a GIVEN, but for the life of me I can't remember a time...
 
Tisch said:
The other question being any HOT AIRPORT HOLE?
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I’m at some relatively fancy hotel in Manchester City Centre (so still not in FUCKING SPAIN) so I did think about getting some COCK over last night but I was far too tired after being at the airport since 2am.
 
Also I have a new flight time... 11:30pm :)
 
Sheena said:
Oh well, in fairness, NOT A REAL PROBLEM

How long are you in Spain? Is it going to ruin too much?
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Twelve days so thankfully it isn’t interrupting plans too much.. Imagine if you we’re going away for a long weekend or something though!
 
Soldi said:
Twelve days so thankfully it isn’t interrupting plans too much.. Imagine if you we’re going away for a long weekend or something though!
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Indeed, but if I were you, I'd pocket the £500 and luxuriate in the fancy hotel.

Oh, and get some cock.
 
Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
Sacha's I hope :disco:
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The ambience just can't be beaten :disco:
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OMG @Soldi I would be FURIOUS. Are you not going away with Mummy and Daddy Soldi though, so it will be them getting the cash back or do you pay your own way now you are OF AGE?
 
Soldi said:
Oh it’s hit the LOCAL NEWS!

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Couple cancel holiday after Tui reschedules journey by 40 hours

Phil and Dionne Royle say they were stuck at Manchester Airport with no communication from Tui
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
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Soldi, 15, was due to fly to Malaga this morning (Wednesday, May 25) for his trip to Fuengirola. It would be his second trip in less than a month, but Soldi — from Moopy — had good reasons for wanting a break, he said.

“I really needed this holiday,” Soldi told the Manchester Evening News. “I lost a friend to Eurovision, my best mate [recently]. My hole has not been filled in 36 hours, it ended up spending four nights in an alleyway [last time I was away].”
 
This reminds me; I've lost my passport so need to order a new one.
 
Can you still pop down to the passport office and they'll make you a new one, there and then?
 
It’s the details that aren’t really anything to do with the story that always get me with these things.

It’s the second trip within a month BUT BEFORE YOU JUDGE my best mate killed himself and my wife had the squits so…
 
Soldi said:
Also I have a new flight time... 11:30pm :)
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Can we have footage of you kicking off at airport staff (for something entirely your fault) a la turn of the century docusoaps?
 
Honestly none of these delays would have happened if QoL Leanne Chung was in charge.
 
Lucille said:
I’ve only had sex ONCE at an airport, with a SECURITY GUARD, in KUALA LUMPUR, he had a GUN.
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I bet there are loads of people in an airport just looking for trouble :disco:
 
In a virtual meeting and there's been a 30 minute discussion of SIGN IN FORMS. I want to DIE.
 
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I've just passed an external ISO audit with flying colours which was my LAST HURRAH in terms of doing ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING related to my job for the remainder of my tenure...
 
Iguana said:
I applaud @Soldi for being so calm and collected during this difficult time. I agree with @Rita I would be a right state!
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Oh I was fucking raging yesterday love. I’m currently sat enjoying a beer and chatting up the barman so it could be worse.
 
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