Enya has never flushed a toilet in her castle
Her nickname in the staffroom was MUFF MUNCHEREnya was SACKED from WOOLWORTHS for shoving pick n mix up her fanny.
Enya's true passion is ordering skips to her neighbours houses and watching giggling as they get annoyed. Bono is said to have reached his limit.
She still is (hot)Enya once wanked off Why Bird from Playbus
Enya is a little sad that she is unable to directly help the Sudanese nor the Scots (nor any of the non-TERFs) at this time, but she can and will pray for peace and justice*.Enya would rather fund their visit to a beautiful Scottish mansion, plus a charter flight from Ebudæ unto Khartoum
I keep coming back to this ludicrous post & pissing myselfEnya once wanked off Why Bird from Playbus