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Cute Valentine's Day brunch with my bf
(he gets grumpy when he has his picture taken)
You're STILL 29?!
You know Ghislaine is trying to get out on day release for Her Maj's funeral... that bitch can't resist a canapé
McAfee didn't kill himself.
Worry less about GB News and more about GB Nudes. When was the last time you saw a penis?
BOYFRIEND? This is OFF BRAND!
Congratulations to the Lion of Damascus on his election win
Taking a quick throw-in
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OMG when did you become electoralist
He's soft and hard at once - like steel encased in velvet - and surprisingly tasty.
Pod has finally saved America
So relieved I escaped the chart stats fan to murderer pipeline...
Thinking about gorgeous Lady Di looking down on us from heaven xx
The best friend who Miley refers to in See You Again is actually Leslie Grantham. The two were close in his final years.
*Hillary voice* I don't know about a WAP... but I'm trying to get a Woman As President!
It is quite likely that some of our faves are implicated.
Your avi is lovely and makes me feel CALM. Where's it from?
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Tonight's applause is dedicated to my favourite medical professional, Dr Alban
The E********n forum is unhinged
Congratulating every Japanese person I see about Parasite. They could do with a boost with that corona virus going around.
RIP Mr Peanut. Fent claims another innocent life
Grateful to Britney for 3 and its representation of the often unheralded MMF threesome
You know who can "accom", gays? His name is Jesus Christ. And all sinners are welcome.
Wish Richard Osman would just fuck off
Whom amongst us does not savour the creamy taste of an egged nog?
I hereby impeach Donald J DRUMPF for being Putin's boyfriend!!
Oh, Jeremy Corbyn (Reprise - Ballad Version)
I used to think posting online was a tragedy... now I realise it's a fucking comedy
Accidentally radicalised by The Joker Movie
Norman Fucking Tebbit!
Drumming my cutlery on the table, shouting "EPSTEIN WAS Q! EPSTEIN WAS Q!"
Whom amongst us does not enjoy a tasty bite of a Kitted Kat?
Now Madonna has to compete with Taylor AND Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi's comebacks
I'd like to deny any involvement in today's "We are not gay, but we secretly kiss and sleep in the same bed" Guardian advice column.
Gone from enjoying the satisfying sound of a ball being potted to actually getting into snooker
Hiding the small droplets of splash-back piss after the urinal is the real grey sweatpants challenge.
Can't stop thinking about the black hole. I want to jump in it and be destroyed
Am considering taking Moopy private at $420. Funding secured. -
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