FFS TP
Better wife, not best wife. We've had this conversation before.
Better wife, not best wife. We've had this conversation before.
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That's better
I am NOT a Eurovision and Merlin fan
Do you REALLY watch Celebrity Juice?
NEVER
That really hurt me.
Sempre estàs pensant en si vius bé
I no hi ha temps per lo demés
El món en joc i no fas res
http://youtu.be/rpuyzZ7ArRs
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
HAPPY EUROVISION SEASON
Haleli et hayom shemevi lach et halaila
Haleli et hazman sheya'ir otach
Veyavi lach ge'ula
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fJzprA9e6U
Congrats!
I proclaim you DUKE OF HAZEL GROVE
God bless you and all who sail in you
OMG, WHAT IN THE FUCKING HOT PASTY HELL IS THIS? (NSFW)
http://i54.tinypic.com/moayv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9O04r.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BGMWG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/05lVd.jpg
bonus, showing some crack
http://i.imgur.com/GU1jy.jpg
Like the pope, I'm infallible.
I therefore was referring to this:
http://www.google.co.uk/m/url?client=safari&ei=Zy23TZC8BpPPjAf0utN9&hl=en-gb&oe=UTF-8&q=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v%3D8BoHyf4UW20&ved=0CBoQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNFVaXgbE1NWcNqBFCvDOJ5CTKT-xw
I doubt it.
I've been trying to draw your attention to the Kylie tour thread TO NO AVAIL.
How dare you. Outside of a sporting or beach context, englishmen should not wear shorts.
TITS
A few questions before I decide whether to watch the episode:
(a) Is that Arthur guy in it? (Preferred answer: Yes)
(b) Are there any daleks in it? (Preferred answer: No)
(b) Which actor is playing the Doctor? (Preferred answers: Matt Lanter, Paul Rudd, Stellan Skarsgård, or Martin Sheen)
If you want to be a busker, you should pick something more popular than les mis. I recommend the Kings Of Leon.
To be honest you're distinctively average. The only way you'll make it big is by committing a terrible crime.
What is your favourite The Tamperer featuring Maya single?
Because it's only half a quote. By only quoting half of it, it has the complete opposite meaning.
I was disheartened to see you use the quote "Now is the winter of our discontent".
SHREW YOU
You'll get no pity from me.
Did you mean to use the plural?
You didn't help by ruining the results of the papal conclave.
It's nice to hear "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" on TV though.
It was okay. I liked Alexander VI and Prince Alfonso, but not many of the others.
It's a bit slow though. And also I remember a similar storyline about a daughter being in love with a visiting Turk in a godawful ITV drama last year.
Is there any shagging of a male homosexual nature? The Tudors when downhill after they executed their sodomites.
1. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
2. What about me in particular makes you think that I would like that programme? Is it like Star Trek? If so, is it more like Deep Space Nine or Voyager?
I don't know what you mean.
Will you ever learn to stop posting on your own wall?
edit: SINGLE POST
Your last message was boring. I'm logging off now and searching for pornography instead. Good night.
OVER.
Can you make a booking for a guest who isn't yet born? I'm not sure Expedia will allow it.
Pah. Next you'll be saying you're younger than such child stars as Nick Jonas or Eric Saade.
PAEDO
How dare you. Mini Pops?
PAEDO
I woudl love to be in a NickJo/Darren Criss combo right now -
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