1,001 ways the Olympics should be improved for LA 2028 (1 Viewer)

[AGinAg (38)]

139. All women must have beards and chest hair

 

[straightorbroken]

140. Athlete's Village Cum Dump Championships.

 

[Kratz]

140. Athlete's Village Cum Dump Championships.

Tom Daley - WR;OR;NR;PB;SB

 

[AGinAg (38)]

141. The Olympics to be replaced with holes.

 

[Ill Advised]

142. Pie eating contest

 

[Ill Advised]

143. Replace the medals with puppies of increasing cuteness

 

[ZenGiraffe]

144. The Olympic Village to be replaced with the Big Brother House

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

145. Prayer

 

[Ill Advised]

146. Back, sack and crack speed race

 

[GNL]

147. Legalise doping

 

[Tisch]

148. Olympic village canteen only serves cum

 

[ZenGiraffe]

149. Claudia Winkleman cheering on every competitor from the sidelines

 

[Joseph]

150. Heidi Montag

 

[Tisch]

151. Gold medal on who is the best Traitor and who is the best Fatefull

 

[big ron]

152 Athletes forbidden from drinking any liquid other than lambrini during competition

 

[ZenGiraffe]

151. Gold medal on who is the best Traitor and who is the best Fatefull

153. Gold Medal for anyone who correctly deploys reflexive pronouns

 

[Tisch]

153. Gold Medal for anyone who correctly deploys reflexive pronouns

154. Gold medal for those who know never to use a preposition to end a sentence with

 

[Tisch]

155. Gold medal for best hat

 

[GNL]

156. The States to outdo France's Celine Dion/Eiffel Tower stunt by closing the opening ceremony with the ghost of Whitney Houston performing 'One Moment In Time'.

 

[Joseph]

157. Jousting over a pit of rabid Katy Perry FONS

 

[GNL]

158. If the ghost of Whitney isn't available, Fergie will do

 

[ZenGiraffe]

159. Nun murder to be a new olympic event

 

[Joseph]

160. Archery with Dr Luke as the target

 

[jyxz]

161 worst rendition of national anthem

 

[Tisch]

162. WELLY WANGING

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

150. Heidi Montag

163. Heidi Fleiss

 

[jyxz]

164 Heidi Range

 

[Tisch]

165. Hi-de-hi campers!

 

[Madison]

166. No breaking

 

[Martha Skidd]

167. BROWN LUGE

 

[Joseph]

168. Handbags at dawn

 

[Marina Salty]

169. Best original hairdo

 

[Dark Carnival]

170. Funky’s Codebreaker

 

[Joseph]

171. Interpretative Dancing to Jewel songs

 

[octophone]

172.

Impersonating your competitor. Whoever gets closest without tipping into racism wins.

 

[octophone]

173.

Freestyle bin shitting.

 

[octophone]

174.

Condense the whole thing into 6 hours.

 

[octophone]

175.

Multiple extra categories in the walking event. Different races for sauntering, dilly-dallying, traipsing and that walk you do when you're trying to get away from something quickly without actually running.

 

[Madison]

176. Dressage, but without the horse. Just people walking and jogging precisely.

 

[dmlaw]

177. Total Wipeout to be made a sport in its own right, without bothering doing the other four parts of the pentathlon either side of it.