A Song for Moopyfestivalen - THE FINAL RESULTS! Today @ 1pm

[ButterTart]

This is it, then. Forty heats, eleven months, three fatal accidents involving people who'd been mildly critical of The Flirts... and now here we are at the end

Join me this afternoon at 1pm in the afternoon (starts at 1pm) to find out which of these precious children will be walking away with the crown:

Blanche Hunt - Duplex Heart and Judith Rindeskog - Keep coming back to the start
Tina Yothers - Robin Packalen - Hard to Love (feat. Alex Mattson)
Lauren Harries - Night Club - Schizophrenic
Joanna Dee - Denise and the Beastie Girls - Top Secret
Cleopatra - Wednesday Campanella - Ra
Miss Jay Aston – Sabaton - Defence of Moscow
Cunt on a Bouncy Castle - Number One Popstar - I Hate Running
Sue Nicholls aka Audrey Roberts - Isaac Dunbar - Comme des Garçons (like the boys)
The Kettering Twink – Dalshabet - B.B.B Big Baby Baby
Moonbaby – Mecano - Hijo de la Luna
Internet Safety Crocodile - Magdalena Bay - Chaeri
Linda La Hughes - Empathy Test - Monsters
Kelly Rowland phoning in sick - The Flirts - Passion
François Ozon - Najoua Belyzel - Gabriel
Tisch & Iguana's Wedding - Rae Morris - Reborn
Danielle Jane Minogue - Alexandra Stan x Nervo - Come Into My World
Bülent Ersoy – Hadise - Farkimiz Var
ugly fucking old bitch from Sweden - Scratch Massive - Last Dance

 

[Tisch]

I don't want to spoil anything, but @Butterfly and I are going for a head measuring session later, which I assume is to make sure my crown fits.

 

[COB]

I don't want to spoil anything, but @Butterfly and I are going for a head measuring session later, which I assume is to make sure my crown fits.

Turns out he's just really into phrenology

 

[Tisch]

@Tisch and @Butterfly pictured post-show

 

[Diddy]

Omggg it’s earlier than I thought! I’m not sure if my fragile mental state can cope

 

[Suomi]

TOP 5 PREDICTIONS?

 

[ButterTart]

Omggg it’s earlier than I thought! I’m not sure if my fragile mental state can cope

I had to do it early because I'm going to church this evening

 

[COB]

TOP 5 PREDICTIONS?

They're TOP SECRET

 

[Tisch]

TOP 5 PREDICTIONS?

I predict mass confusion and tears

 

[Suomi]

4. Joanna Dee - Denise and the Beastie Girls - Top Secret

was
…

Spoiler

a song in the competition

 

[ButterTart]

I do want to hear who people think is going to win.

 

[COB]

I reckon @Kate has this sewn up!

 

[COB]

My personal goal as someone who went through the second chance round, is to place higher than at least one entry that went direct

 

[Diddy]

Me

 

[Diddy]

I am pleased to have gone DTF, so I at least hope to stay in the top 12, especially since most of the 2nd chancers were just … happy to be there

 

[GinAg (39)]

Which song did Kate send?

 

[dmlaw]

Which song did Kate send?

Empathy Test - Monsters. The one with the vomiting burka in the video. Very good song.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'll be honest the format didn't lend itself to me listening to all the songs. I was never required to.

 

[ButterTart]

FIVE MINUTES

 

[ButterTart]

Right then, SHALL WE?

 

[straightorbroken]

Omg an ASFM shadow drop, and I'm around for it

 

[ButterTart]

I don't have an opening ceremony, as is the custom, so I feel like we should just crack straight on with the voting.

 

[ButterTart]

Our first set of votes comes from regular viewer @Indie, in Yorkshire. Let's set me up as an unrealistic frontrunner, shall we?

 

[ButterTart]

Here's what Indie thinks of you:

20 Miss Jay Aston – Sabaton - Defence of Moscow (ButterTart)
15 Linda La Hughes - Empathy Test – Monsters (Kate)
12 Lauren Harries - Night Club – Schizophrenic (Music)
10 Cunt on a Bouncy Castle - Number One Popstar - I Hate Running (Tisch)
08 ugly fucking old bitch from Sweden - Scratch Massive - Last Dance (ApocalyptFlyer)
06 Joanna Dee - Denise and the Beastie Girls - Top Secret (COB)
05 Kelly Rowland phoning in sick - The Flirts – Passion (Suomi)
03 Moonbaby – Mecano - Hijo de la Luna (RaspberrySwirl)
02 Internet Safety Crocodile - Magdalena Bay – Chaeri (David5000)
01 Danielle Jane Minogue - Alexandra Stan x Nervo - Come Into My World (BoysForSeles)

 

[ButterTart]

I'M WINNING! EAT A DICK, LOSERS

 

[BoysForSeles]

Yay, top 10 with 1 point.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Has this started? I’ll be going in and out and expect to see my song rising to the sky.

 

[ButterTart]

Shall we have another? Will @Queen of the Bay be queen of correctly voting for power metal militaria anthems?

 

[dmlaw]

Was that the only set of votes? I think that would be reasonable.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Ooh points from Indie

 

[Alex]

okay didn’t expect any points there anyway

 

[ButterTart]

Queen of the Bay can't get enough of that cum de garcons.

QUEEN OF THE BAY

20 Sue Nicholls aka Audrey Roberts - Isaac Dunbar - Comme des Garçons (like the boys) (Kratz)
15 François Ozon - Najoua Belyzel – Gabriel (Alex)
12 Moonbaby - Mecano - Hijo de la Luna (RaspberrySwirl)
10 Tina Yothers - Robin Packalen - Hard to Love (feat. Alex Mattson) (SystemAddict)
08 Joanna Dee - Denise and the Beastie Girls - Top Secret (COB)
06 Internet Safety Crocodile - Magdalena Bay – Chaeri (David5000)
05 Danielle Jane Minogue - Alexandra Stan x Nervo - Come Into My World (BoysForSeles)
03 Kelly Rowland phoning in sick - The Flirts – Passion (Suomi)
02 Linda La Hughes - Empathy Test – Monsters (Kate)
01 Ugly fucking old bitch from Sweden - Scratch Massive - Last Dance (ApocalyptFlyer)

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

What fabulous taste!

 

[Alex]

Yay merci @Queen of the Bay

 

[Tisch]

I thought @Queen of the Bay liked me

 

[ButterTart]

Did @BoysForSeles VoteForBellends? Let's read on.

 

[ButterTart]

BoysForSeles has something he wants to say:

BOYSFORSELES

20 Kelly Rowland phoning in sick - The Flirts – Passion (Suomi)
15 ugly fucking old bitch from Sweden - Scratch Massive - Last Dance (ApocalyptFlyer)
12 Moonbaby – Mecano - Hijo de la Luna (RaspberrySwirl)
10 Tisch & Iguana's Wedding - Rae Morris – Reborn (Soldi)
08 Lauren Harries - Night Club – Schizophrenic (Music)
06 Internet Safety Crocodile - Magdalena Bay – Chaeri (David5000)
05 Blanche Hunt - Duplex Heart and Judith Rindeskog - Keep coming back to the start (Ill Advised)
03 Linda La Hughes - Empathy Test – Monsters (Kate)
02 Bülent Ersoy – Hadise - Farkimiz Var (Beverley)
01 Tina Yothers - Robin Packalen - Hard to Love (feat. Alex Mattson) (System Addict)

 

[ButterTart]

We'll have our first leaderboard after the fifth vote.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Too many points too early.


We all know what that means.

 

[ButterTart]

@ZenGiraffe is here, and he's lowering the tone so much that even @Dark Carnival couldn't limbo under it.