Annie Lennox - A Christmas Cornucopia (1 Viewer)

lolly said:
“The carols on this album represent continuum – harking back to a time before modern technology, climate emergency, global pandemics, pollution, forest destruction, species extinction and all the challenges our world must urgently deal with in terms of crisis in sustainability"
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Yes Annie love, there is no history of any pandemics before 2020. I yearn for your Victorian-styled dronings to remind us that times were much better in the era of cholera and typhoid. LULLAY!
 
HeLikedTurner said:
It’s fine. At least it’s attempting to fit the era and mood of the songs. Would you prefer something like this...

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I think that sawtooth neckline would look just DARLING on Queen A :D
 
HeLikedTurner said:
Except it is this time. If you want the same tired old Xmas bops we’ve all heard thousands of times before, there are literally dozens of half-arsed pop star efforts. I think this one is extremely high quality. It’s not meant to be a party album.
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Who said I wanted "bops"? There's a lot of ground between "tired old Xmas bops" and "Bob Cratchett's post-LSD fever dream".
 
lolly said:
“I hope this recording will at least offer some comfort and nostalgia, but also an awareness that political leaders, religious leaders and everyone around the world must face up to the question of how many more Christmasses we have left to spend on this blighted earth.”
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SCREAMING at this apocalyptic press release!!!
 
The imagery is giving me more Tunnuck's Tea Cakes than Walker's.

I'd personally love a Christmas advert for Mother's Pride bread where Annie throws out a loaf of it whilst "you and yer mother's pride" from Shame plays. My Christmases will have all came at once.
 
This is as bad as when Björk released that 12 minute song with a Japanese man having live throat surgery on record. But at least you could LAUGH at the audacity of THAT. HONESTLY ANNIE!
 
I agree. You can rely on Annie for festive cheer and mirth we can count on every year.

But @ButterTart will only tell us off for not nominating it in the first place in the competition.
 
Why was this thread bumped, aside from @ManicKangaroo very kindly wanting to wish us a Merry Christmas? Is the albam finally being REMASTERED AND REISSUED with a free pop-up book and packet of festive quinoa?
 
Zu-Klara said:
Why was this thread bumped, aside from @ManicKangaroo very kindly wanting to wish us a Merry Christmas? Is the albam finally being REMASTERED AND REISSUED with a free pop-up book and packet of festive quinoa?
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Re-issued with an entire new CHRISTMAS BOP. Well, an aria about SUICIDE.



Quite HAUNTING, but I hope the sleigh bell remix comes out soon.
 
The scent: placenta and mung.

The string: made from those ingrown eyelashes donated by the Maybe It Would Be Maybelline If This Wasn't A Problem Here charity.

The plastic wrap: melted Bare CDs.
 
oh what a missed opportunity to have included a biscuit tin with actual biscuits (and not thread & needles like my nan used to have).
The whole branding design is begging for it.
 
How is she remotely relevant beyond the FRINGES of gay Internet to sell tatty merch based off a Christmas album from TEN YEARS AGO?!
 
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well the margins are quite HIGH (50 euros for an A2 print?!) to offset a presumed LACK OF SALES VOLUME
 
A tea-cup and saucer? :D

Coming next - a Nick Cave collander.
 
When was the last time she actually released an albam, not that I especially want another one ever? Was it THIS?
 
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