ASFM: April Lucky-Dip Switcheroo - GIF & SONG REVEAL @21:00 BST (dependant on reset happy housemate)

[Rita]

Well my plans have been SCUPPERED this evening so I am certainly here for this.

 

[Lucille]

His housemate is still resetting the wi-fi

 

[Rita]

Someone SET THE DOGS on Haiku’s inconsiderate housemate please.

 

[Rita]

Ooh this has been made LIVE. Is he HERE?

 

[ButterTart]

Can't believe his housemate is even at home. What sort of sad bastard spends their Friday evening in front of their computer obsessively refreshing the page?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I'm doing results at 19:30 BST.

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh this has been made LIVE. Is he HERE?

That was me!

 

[Rita]

I’m off out to have a glass of wine and a cigarette in the evening sunshine. See you all at 7.30!

 

[Rita]

I'm doing results at 19:30 BST.

 

[jyxz]

I'm out for dinner, if I win can somebody step in for me, Joan Crawford style?

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I pity nominate @Rita

It’s the only way she’ll ever win

 

[straightorbroken]

Whilst we have this interlude, let me just say that my 2022 Asfm programme is absolutely dazzling. Only themes can spoil it. It's just a shame that it probably won't last until 2029 to showcase them all.

 

[jyxz]

Poised for @ButterTart to launch ASFM Worldvision tomorrow.

 

[Rita]

I pity nominate @Rita

It’s the only way she’ll ever win

That’s how we are playing now my dear Jizz?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Where is @Soldi? I need to see him torn asunder by @Rita again. It's the highlight of every results show.

 

[Nancy]

I’m predicting I will finish in 11th place

 

[Rita]

Where is @Soldi? I need to see him torn asunder by @Rita again. It's the highlight of every results show.

Yes. Where IS that PRISSY LITTLE BITCH?

 

[Lucille]

Yes. Where IS that PRISSY LITTLE BITCH?

Servicing Manchesters most ELIGIBLE POOFS I imagine.

 

[Nancy]

He's probably working at the Little Mix concert on the bar

 

[Rita]

He's probably working at the Little Mix concert on the bar

I think he did say he was working actually. Love you @Soldi xx

 

[Nancy]

I think he did say he was working actually. Love you @Soldi xx

I was supposed to be working that, but I ditched it for a cash in hand job.

 

[Rita]

Sorry that was terribly out of character for me in an ASFM results thread.

EAT SHIT @Soldi

 

[Lucille]

He's probably working at the Little Mix concert on the bar

Servicing Manchesters most ELIGIBLE POOFS I imagine.

EXACTLY.

 

[Rita]

I was supposed to be working that, but I ditched it for a cash in hand job.

Ooh do tell.

 

[Lucille]

You’re not on the GAME AGAIN are you NANCE?

 

[Rita]

Are you some sugar daddies houseboy again?

 

[Lucille]

Although I guess it’s TAX FREE, and you get to keep the LOAD for your scrap book so who am I to argue?

 

[Nancy]

Ooh do tell.

For the last few days, I've been helping one of Manchester's criminal underworld to move house. He can't use regular removal companies for. well, reasons.

 

[Nancy]

But don't worry, I've not relapsed .... far from it!

 

[ButterTart]

For the last few days, I've been helping one of Manchester's criminal underworld to move house. He can't use regular removal companies for. well, reasons.

@dmlaw is moving house?

 

[Nancy]

He has hundreds of tracksuits. Many with the labels still on, as he's got a shopping addiction. And hundreds of pairs of trainers as well, most of them unworn. I've constructed a trainer room for him with them all on display on racks.

 

[Rita]

Ooh Nance you ARE a card.

 

[Saltwater]

When is this happening?

 

[Nancy]

I've made £500 already and am back tomorrow to finish off all the unpacking. All I've done today is fold or hang clothes.

 

[ButterTart]

He has hundreds of tracksuits. Many with the labels still on, as he's got a shopping addiction. And hundreds of pairs of trainers as well, most of them unworn. I've constructed a trainer room for him with them all in display on racks.

Wait is this real or is there a reference I'm missing? If it's real I feel like an all-homosexual removals service is a licence to print money; just look at the fancy little flourishes you've added to what can be a wearying and time consuming process.

 

[ButterTart]

When is this happening?

7:30!

 

[Rita]

NANCE. Come and help me when I am selling up! I have A LOT of clothes from the past 15 years.

 

[Nancy]

Wait is this real or is there a reference I'm missing? If it's real I feel like an all-homosexual removals service is a licence to print money; just look at the fancy little flourishes you've added to what can be a wearying and time consuming process.

It's for real! I've been at it since Tuesday packing up his two flats and moving them into a four storey town house.

 

[Nancy]

NANCE. Come and help me when I am selling up! I have A LOT of clothes from the past 15 years.

GLADLY

 

[ButterTart]

It's for real! I've been at it since Tuesday packing up his two flats and moving them into a four storey town house.

Jesus, he must be wadded.