ASFM: Back To Basics - FLAG GALA SPECTACULAR

[dmlaw]

SONG 35 - I Need A Tug

 

[ButterTart]

SONG 35 - I Need A Tug

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This feels like @straightorbroken's flag, one of those where it will only make sense when you find out the song title somehow corresponds with it.

 

[Kate]

SONG 35 - I Need A Tug

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VERY CLEVER. BRAVO

 

[Kate]

It's a maritime flag that literally means "I need a tug".

 

[Tisch]

VERY CLEVER. BRAVO

It's a maritime flag that literally means "I need a tug".

But what does it MEEEEANNN?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

What’s a tug?

 

[Kate]

LIKE A TUG BOAT INNIT

BUT ALSO A HANDJOB

THAT'S THE JOKE

*Jesus flag face*

 

[ButterTart]

What’s a tug?

A wank or a small boat.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 36 - Cair Paravel

 

[ButterTart]

That's very lovely. It looks like the cartoon lion is balancing on the metal lion's head.

 

[Tisch]

LIKE A TUG BOAT INNIT

BUT ALSO A HANDJOB

THAT'S THE JOKE

*Jesus flag face*

Yeah but what if I'm drowning and/or horny and I've left my I Need a Tug flag at home?

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 37 - The most basic flag I could find

 

[GinAg (39)]

SONG 37 - The most basic flag I could find

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CARE

 

[Raining on Me]

That's very lovely. It looks like the cartoon lion is balancing on the metal lion's head.

And mocking the metal lion with a SILLY DANCE for his proud posture by the looks of it

 

[ButterTart]

Yeah but what if I'm drowning and/or horny and I've left my I Need a Tug flag at home?

Why would you leave your I Need a Tug flag at home? I never thought you were so irresponsible.

 

[Kate]

Yeah but what if I'm drowning and/or horny and I've left my I Need a Tug flag at home?

Then you shouldn't have been allowed out on the water in the first place, just because you've got a sexy Popeye costume.

 

[win_the_game]

SONG 37 - The most basic flag I could find

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So the flag of Libya up until 2011?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Ghaddafi Libya wow

 

[Kate]

SCHOOL US @RaspberrySwirl

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 38 - Helen Worth Not Topless

 

[ButterTart]

SONG 37 - The most basic flag I could find

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Once again someone has overlooked the subtle complexity of green oblongs.

 

[Kate]

Who knew Helen Worth owned tops. Polo necks at that

 

[ButterTart]

SONG 38 - Helen Worth Not Topless

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Never knew Bella Emberg was such a Gail Platt fan.

 

[ButterTart]

There's never a wrong time to be reminded.

Spoiler: TOPLESS HELEN WORTH

 

[jyxz]

Never knew Bella Emberg was such a Gail Platt fan.

Are they at a MAGA Trump rally?

 

[Kate]

Smashing nips.

 

[ButterTart]

Smashing nips.

Look more like they're melting to me.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 39 - Anarchy

 

[Lucille]

I used to be taught by her brother MR. WRIGGLESWORTH (yes Worth is a STAGE NAME )

 

[Kate]

Why would you EVER change your name from WRIGGLESWORTH!

 

[ButterTart]

Why would you EVER change your name from WRIGGLESWORTH!

It does sound a bit like what an American child would name their cat.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 40 - Sheldon Cooper's Fun With Flags

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SONG 40 - Sheldon Cooper's Fun With Flags

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This could be the best song in ASFM history, but its flag has ensured a 0 from me

 

[Soldi]

This could be the best song in ASFM history, but its flag has ensured a 0 from mem

Who’s mem?

 

[ButterTart]

I remember when The Big Bang Theory used to be funny. Then I watched the second episode and the quality really nosedived from there on.

 

[GinAg (39)]

SONG 40 - Sheldon Cooper's Fun With Flags

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0

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who’s mem?

 

[Soldi]

I don’t think I’ve ever watched an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 41 - The United States of JANFT

 

[ButterTart]

Googling Topless Helen Worth really has been the gift that keeps giving. So many fake photos