ASFM Heat 3 - LIVE from Keri Hilson: VOTING CLOSES 5pm THUR 11/11

[ButterTart]

Well howdy y’all! It’s me, lil ol’ Keri Hilson!

Y’all might remember me from my international chart sensations ‘Get It Girl’ and ‘Lose Control (Let Me Down) feat Nelly’. These days I’m best known for my mobile hairdressing business Keri Hilson Dyes at Home, but it’s my very great privilege to welcome y’all between my cavernous folds for lil ol’ heat 3 of A Song for Moosyfestivals.
I’ve been told by Sumo and ButlerTwat that y’all can expect the following from tonight’s show:

SHAKING!
CRYING!
THUNDER!
GLORIA!

I like, and ah sure hope you will too.

Danielle Jane Minogue - Alexandra Stan x Nervo - Come Into My World
Dascha Polanco - Cazwell & Peaches - Unzip Me
Moonbaby - Mecano - Hijo de la Luna
Moving To Zone 6 - HandS - No Romance
Suomi - AronChupa with Little Sis Nora - Trombone
Cat Smuggler - Eli et Papillon - Automne
Blanche Hunt - Duplex Heart and Judith Rindeskog - Keep coming back to the start
Nink in the Sink - Sarah Brand - Red Dress
Alison Goldfrapp - Claudia Brücken - Absolut(E)
Linda La Hughes - Empathy Test - Monsters

And please put these numbers next to the song you want that number to be the number of points that little number gets.

12
10
08
06
05
04
03
02
01

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Not sure I’ll be able to attend as I’m at my dad’s but I’ve heard this is the weakest heat so maybe it’s for the best.

 

[Kate]

HI KERI! Can I still touch your love for free?

 

[COB]

Oh god I'm so excited

 

[Soldi]

Not sure I’ll be able to attend as I’m at my dad’s but I’ve heard this is the weakest heat so maybe it’s for the best.

If this is the weakest heat then what was the last one?

 

[rhythmbandit]

I thought she died? Glad you're okay Keri.

 

[Kate]

GLORIA!

 

[OutSynk]

If this is the weakest heat then what was the last one?

The second chance round is not looking good for that bunch.

 

[dmlaw]

If you want to feel like these songs are good, try listening to Belgian and/or Irish Eurovision entries from the early 00s at the same sort of time. I’ve felt that both heats have been quite strong as a result.

 

[ButterTart]

The intro video is now LIVE in the first post

 

[Kate]

Are we allowed to watch it now?

 

[ButterTart]

This time, unfortunately, they left under a cloud.

 

[ButterTart]

Are we allowed to watch it now?

Yeah, it's your warm-up act!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I just want to apologise for calling a bigot a bigot.

 

[ButterTart]

Also the votes for heat 2 have been tabulated and I honestly think some of you should seek professional help.

 

[ButterTart]

Although a mere FOUR points separated going direct to the final and crashing out altogether.

 

[Lucille]

Although a mere FOUR points separated going direct to the final and crashing out altogether.

O M G

 

[Raining on Me]

Poor Keri has died at home so many times, I hope this time was worth it

 

[Kate]

You are in so much trouble when @Rita watches this

 

[Soldi]

Oh wait it starts at 7? I can watch live!

 

[Lucille]

The video was SO GOOD

 

[ButterTart]

Playlist going up in like three minutes or something.

 

[OutSynk]

Omg the video Never stop making these Suomo!

 

[Raining on Me]

Omg at that video

Rita

The Phoenix/Suomi drama being addressed (at home, and dead)

 

[ButterTart]

I absolutely love that @Suomi is the one who made the video but I'm the one getting all the likes.

 

[Kate]

Of course Linda is Kimberleh's rerl model

 

[Raining on Me]

Dying (at home, again) at the news bongs and "record complaints"

 

[ButterTart]

Playlist in the first post and HERE.

 

[ButterTart]

TWO MINUTES!

 

[Kate]

POISED

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Im ready

 

[ButterTart]

CLENCHED

 

[ButterTart]

AAAAAAAAND GO!

 

[Kate]

Rachel Riley and Anne Robinson pulling each other's hair behind that clock right now.

 

[ButterTart]

This is just a clock. it's not competing or owt.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@COB has horrifically mistimed his trip to the WC, but I'm here at least

 

[ButterTart]

Rachel Riley and Anne Robinson pulling each other's hair behind that clock right now.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Alexandra Stan?!

 

[Soldi]

Alexandra Stan?

I have a feeling this may be @OutSynk

 

[Kate]

This is that one that did summat about a saxomophone right?