ASFM presents... ASFXMAS - the viewing gala. TONIGHT 8pm (1 Viewer)

[ButterTart]

Afternoon ye merry gentlemen, the viewing gala will be TONIGHT at 8pm, live from the Travelodge Arena in ritzy Stratford-Upon-Avon.

Would people rather do the full 24 songs in one sitting, or 12 tonight and 12 tomorrow?

O little playlist of Mooplehem:

 

[Berly]

Whole lot

 

[Indie]

Please do one a fortnight.

 

[Indie]

As a slow burner for 2025 Christmas.

 

[ButterTart]

Please do one a fortnight.

Anything that stretches Christmas out until the middle of the year is a winner in my book.

 

[ButterTart]

Whole lot

That's what I thought, to be fair. I just didn't want to overface people with two much merriment in the one go.

 

[Kate]

ALL TONIGHT PLEASE

 

[ButterTart]

Want to find out how many of the 86 posters who submitted Kesha's cover of Holiday Road despite there being no YouTube video for it were actually successful?

Find out TONIGHT, 8pm

 

[Iguana]

As a slow burner for 2025 Christmas.

The playlist is the promo.

 

[Iguana]

Want to find out how many of the 86 posters who submitted Kesha's cover of Holiday Road despite there being no YouTube video for it were actually successful?

Find out TONIGHT, 8pm

Sorry but is Holiday Road ACTUALLY a Christmas song?

It mentions "holiday" but does she not mean she's going to Ibiza or something?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Sorry but is Holiday Road ACTUALLY a Christmas song?

It mentions "holiday" but does she not mean she's going to Ibiza or something?

Ibiza has a 25th of December too!

Or can the Vengaboys never have Christmas?

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry but is Holiday Road ACTUALLY a Christmas song?

It mentions "holiday" but does she not mean she's going to Ibiza or something?

It was used in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation so it's Christmas by association, the same way anyone who watched Elliot the Littlest Reindeer will forever associate Khia's 'My Neck, My Back' with the festive season.

 

[Tisch]

My neck my back
Lick my TINSEL
And my CRACK-ers

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve just realised how cunty it’s going to be to tag folk now you’ve all changed your names

 

[octophone]

I’ve just realised how cunty it’s going to be to tag folk now you’ve all changed your names

It's so confusing sometimes to be a Moop

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I’ve just realised how cunty it’s going to be to tag folk now you’ve all changed your names

Running ASFXMAS is HELL

 

[ButterTart]

The playlist is HERE and in Royal David's City (the first post)



No peeking at your presents until 8pm else Blitzen will bite your bellend or flaps.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Babe, that isn't the playlist, just the countdown video

 

[Kate]

I think that's just the intro vid and not the playlist? Unless I'm being THICK

 

[ButterTart]

Edited. Fucking Google twats changing how we link the playlists

 

[ButterTart]

Assuming everyone can now see the playlists... GO HO HO!

 

[ButterTart]

1. Kelli-Leigh - Underneath The Tree

Toned, Tanned, Fit and (Christmas) Ready

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[ZenGiraffe]

It works!

Kelli-Leigh has begun honking under her tree

 

[ButterTart]

The last time I hosted a show with a Kelli-Leigh song (Worldvision 1, fact fans), she opened the playlist. It felt proper to do it again.

 

[dmlaw]

Initially, thought that the intro video was entirely silent. That wouldn’t rule it out of contention for points.

 

[ButterTart]

Initially, thought that the intro video was entirely silent. That wouldn’t rule it out of contention for points.

If non-musical intros and outros aren't your bag... you're not going to enjoy one of these bops.

 

[ButterTart]

2. Pongo – Celebrate

Christmas Tree Cake

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[Kate]

Oh I vaguely remember this basic bitch because she looks like someone else (who escapes me just now).

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This has my full attention!

 

[Tisch]

HELLO WE'RE HERE. Will skip poor old Kellyly and start on song 2 when told

 

[ButterTart]

I was originally going to open the year with this, but it felt weird having a non-Christmas song kick things off, plus... Kelli-Leigh.

 

[Tisch]

Is this one qualifying as a Christmas song because the lady in green looks like a tree?

 

[dmlaw]

I was originally going to open the year with this, but it felt weird having a non-Christmas song kick things off, plus... Kelli-Leigh.

That lady is wearing a Christmas tree as her trousers, so I think this counts as a Christmas song.

 

[ButterTart]

3. Lea Michele - Christmas In New York

Mistlehoes

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[Kate]

Oh I know the Pongo one. Is it on an advert?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Song 3 is very early for a piss break Butters.

 

[ButterTart]

The most recent Christmas song Lea Michele wrote was entitled 'kuhbhoa asfl;iu84'

 

[Tisch]

Oh the famously likeable Lea Michele doing a ballad, POINT BAIT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Do you ever wonder if Bin Laden had a point after all?

 

[Tisch]

God you can tell she HATES doing this