ASFSF: The FINAL @3:15pm

[Suomi]

The villains have been unmasked. Turns out it was all of us! But before we run off to book Nikki Webster tickets, let's find out which of these incredible pieces of music is the group favourite. Join Julie live at 3pm today for one last visit to the Going Live! studios before she is finally set free to roll around in the grass and grow old. In this show you can enjoy:

• The results!
• Kimberley Walsh's brand new song, "Difficult Second Single" !
• Find out what happens when Kimberley Walsh visits a psychic!
• Meet Bob n Rob!
• And many, many tantrums.

Here are our villains:


Here is our recap:



And here's all that information in one go:
1. Rita- CATHERINE TRAMELL - Bebe Rexha - Sacrifice
2. Tetris-Rock - RITA REPULSA - PureGrand - Pictures
3.Gangsta Nancy Lam - KATE MOSS - Bonnie Mckee - I Want It All
4. Phoenix - LADY MASTERMIND - Royal & Serpent - Overwhelmed
5. Beryl - GERRY AND KATE MCCANN - The Shires - Guilty
6. ZZ - DR CLAW - CSS - Alala
7. VoR - URSULA - Nikki Webster - Depend on Me
8. Outsynk - RUSSIA - Swanky Tunes - Day By Day
9. COB - GOLDEN CHANDELIER SKELETOR - Hydelic - Connected (Yours Forever)
10. Alla - HAL 9000 - Nena Catalina - Barrunto
11. Kate - Jane Weaver - The Revolution of Super Visions
12. win_the_game - KATE MIDDLETON - Natalia Mogilevskaya - Ya Tantsevela
13. funky - EVIL-LYN - Maya Jane Coles - Darkside
14. Indie - INKY, PINKY, BLINKY + CLYDE - Marmozets - Move, Shake, Hide
15. Suomi - NATALIA KILLS - Delta Goodrem - Solid Gold
16. Suedey - AUNT LYDIA - Peaches - Free Drink Ticket
17. Marilyn - MICHAEL CORLEONE - Vika & Linda - When Will You Fall For Me?
18. Beverley - DOMINIC CUMMINGS - Sophia Somajo - Klein Blue
19. Diddy - MUMM-RA the EVER-LIVING - JUS2 - FOCUS ON ME
20. dub- VELMA VON TUSSLE - The Knocks & Muna - Bodies
21. dmlaw - M. BISON - Omnimar - Boom Boom
22. Pingu - MAYA SHARMA FROM CORONATION ST - Petula Clark - Sacrifice My Heart
23. RaspberrySwirl - APEP, THE MOON SERPENT - Skatman - Moonlight Shadows
24. Barnacle - DEBBIE JELLINSKY ADDAMS - MisterWives - whywhywhy
25. Superstylin' - KATHRYN MERTEUIL - Client Liason/Tina Arena - A Foreign Affair
26. Rhythmbarbican - ERNESTO DE LA CRUZ - EVERGLOW - Adios
27. Alex - JULIA STONE - Lena - Traffic Lights
28. Queen of the Bay - LILITH FROM SABRINA - NITEMAYOR - Vampire
29. Penelope - BBC TEST CARD F - Chromeo/Solange - Lost on the Way Home
30. Devil - MEREDITH BLAKE - Pendulum - Come Alive
31. Ill Advised - GRAHAM CLARK FROM EMMERDALE - Charlotte Adigery - Bear With Me
32. Ag - WHITE PEOPLE - Prospa - Ecstasy (Over and Over)
33. David_5000 -ANNE ROBINSON - Eva No - 100%
34. Zengiraffe - PHILIPP KIRKOROV - Philip Kirokov - Mood Colour Blue
35. Raining On Me - NORMA WATSON - Dana Jean Phoenix - Le Mirage
36. Music - YZMA - AME - Heartless
37. BoysForSeles - PAMELA VOORHEES - Tennis - Need Your Love
38. Tisch - THE NATIONWIDE HOW'S YOUR HEAD WOMAN - elaminus - megapunk
39. Iguana - CARMEN SANDIEGO - Liza Anne - I Love You, But I Need Another Year @Iguana sorry
40. HerSerene - CHRISTINA AGUILERA - Clio & Kay - Keep on Dancin'
41. jyxz - THE HOODED CLAW - Katy J Pearson - Tonight
42. Lucille - ALEX FORREST - Jun Tugawa - Suki Suki Daisuki
43. Buttertart - T-BAG - Bluetengel - You Walk Away
44. Soldi - RASPBERRYSWIRL - Marie Flore - Tout Ou Rien
45. straightorbroken- CAROLA (OR 'THAT O*D U**Y F****** B**** FROM SWEDEN') - Silvia Night - Thank You Baby
46. RJN - SAMARA MORGAN FROM THE RING - Zac Brown Band - All Alright
47. cwej - THE RANI - Lastlings - Take My Hand
48. jivafox - ARMIE HAMMER - Sharon O Neill - Waiting For You
49. big ron - HANK SCORPIO - William Onyeabor - When the Going is Smooth & Good


see you later, I'm just off to do some recording with "the talent"


OKAY HERES THE INTRO PRESS PLAY AT 15:30

 

[Iguana]

Once again my song title is cut off What's the customer complaints number again?

 

[Iguana]

Also CAN'T WAIT!

 

[Berly]

Well with a sky full of rain today my plans are scuppered so I’ll be here to watch live! Looking forward to seeing who triumphs

 

[Iguana]

Does anyone see an obvious winner? There's one in particular that I think could do it

 

[Rita]

Does anyone see an obvious winner? There's one in particular that I think could do it

IS IT MINE???

 

[Rita]

DON’T ANSWER THAT!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Looking forward to winning and hearing the difficult second single.

 

[straightorbroken]

I think my top 3 pointers will all be doing the do.

 

[win_the_game]

Does anyone see an obvious winner? There's one in particular that I think could do it

Tina Arena

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm doubtful my collaboration with the enigmatic Star will scrape into the top 40, so that's my goal, but it fit the theme so well in my opinion and my plan to reveal Diddy as the real villain of my entry got scuppered by an inside leak! Oh well

 

[Lucille]

I’d be FURIOUS if this doesn’t herald a return of Lucy to the top 10.

 

[Lucille]

I’m working at 5 but if it looks like I’m doing well I’ll call in sick.

 

[win_the_game]

I’d be FURIOUS if this doesn’t herald a return of Lucy to the top 10.

I’m already preparing myself to be undeservedly rejected by the Moopy masses once again.

 

[Lucille]

I’m already preparing myself to be undeservedly rejected by the Moopy masses once again.

Bitch if we ain’t both on that podium I’m gonna RIOT.

 

[Tisch]

Still howling at Carol throwing the SOIL into the audience and that woman brushing herself clean

 

[ButterTart]

The thunderous roar of indifference at my artist reveal yesterday leads me to believe I may not have the second win I assumed was on the cards.

 

[Suomi]

****IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT****

This morning when I went to enter the remaining votes onto the spreadsheet, I spotted an irregularity in the scoring from one delegation. We are currently having a crisis meeting backstage, and the possibility of this delegation being disqualified is high. The rules for A Song For Moopy are available for all participants to read before, and during, entering. Breaking one of the fundamental rules is something that any host would need to take seriously.

We will get back to you on this matter ASAP, if not before.

 

[Iguana]

****IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT****

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This morning when I went to enter the remaining votes onto the spreadsheet, I spotted an irregularity in the scoring from one delegation. We are currently having a crisis meeting backstage, and the possibility of this delegation being disqualified is high. The rules for A Song For Moopy are available for all participants to read before, and during, entering. Breaking one of the fundamental rules is something that any host would need to take seriously.

We will get back to you on this matter ASAP, if not before.

 

[Lucille]

OH FUCK.

 

[Diddy]

I woke up today with that ALALA ALALA song in my head
Then I pushed someone over a dog

 

[Iguana]

I'm assuming it was @VoR trying to vote for his own big pop chorus?

 

[Suomi]

The participant has until 12:30 to respond

 

[Rita]

Nothing in MY inbox, just for a change.

 

[Lucille]

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

The Eurovision voting block is like the GOP; cheating is part of their DNA.

 

[Iguana]

@Suomi refreshing his DMs until 12.30

 

[Rita]

NAME AND SHAME

 

[cwej]

OH MY DRAMA (probably made up by @Suomi )

 

[Rita]

 

[Diddy]

Thanking Zod it wasn’t me

 

[big ron]

Whether you are an evil villain or a heroic fighter for good is simply a matter of the optics through which history views you.

 

[jyxz]

The thunderous roar of indifference at my artist reveal yesterday leads me to believe I may not have the second win I assumed was on the cards.

No one even bothered to comment on mine, other than her denim flares.

another bottom of table predicted

 

[big ron]

PUBLIC STATEMENT

Hank Scorpio is saddened to learn that the management team behind ASFSF have rejected his votes, despite there being no clear rule stating that an entrant can not vote for themselves. Despite the votes being clear and valid in the eyes of Hank Scorpio, the ASFSF team have decided to enforce this unwritten rule at the 11th hour. Hank Scorpio refuses to change his votes and will continue to fight for the oppressed in online music competitions moving forward.

 

[Lucille]

 

[COB]

Let's take a moment to appreciate both @Suomi and @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid for the exceptional hosting and presentation, I think it's fair to say they've gone far beyond anything we've seen from ASFM previously

 

[Suomi]

Okay, I'm making an executive decision. @big ron has been removed from the competition. I was willing to let the 15 minute song slide seeing as I know that you like that genre of music, but it is an unwritten rule that you cannot vote for yourself, and you know that from previous participation. I gave you time to change your votes, and you responded with contempt. Putting all this together takes a lot of time and effort, so if you want to play the fool then go find another game.

 

[win_the_game]

Ms Naef is taking no prisoners!

 

[ZZ]

@Suomi and @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid deserve congrats indeed

 

[ZZ]

Okay, I'm making an executive decision. @big ron has been removed from the competition. I was willing to let the 15 minute song slide seeing as I know that you like that genre of music, but it is an unwritten rule that you cannot vote for yourself, and you know that from previous participation. I gave you time to change your votes, and you responded with contempt. Putting all this together takes a lot of time and effort, so if you want to play the fool then go find another game.

OMG

THE DRAMAAAAA