Big Brother: Launch Night (1 Viewer)

[COB]

I hope she hams it right up so she just looks (more) ridiculous

The utterly unbidden jumping up and down () would indicate this will indeed be the case!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The jumping up and down already challenging hiding behind a wall as the night's highlight.

 

[Superstylin']

Not much of a CHALLENGE though is it?

Right… they could have at least made her force herself to be ranked most entertaining to be safe. I’m pretty sure she would have thrown a strop and the houseguests during that task and they inevitably would have let her rank herself #1 out of sympathy for impending eviction lol

 

[Rita]

It’s a good thing Kerry isn’t the one that has to sleep without a bed. I don’t think they’d allow that, would they?

I felt quite sorry for her as she couldn’t run to the bedroom to pick her bed like the rest of them could.

 

[COB]

They're cracking up already

 

[Superstylin']

Have they a lift or are they gonna force her to take the stairs to the upper level?

 

[FetchFugly]

Hot perm chat.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Have they a lift or are they gonna force her to take the stairs to the upper level?

They have a lift.

 

[COB]

Perms

 

[Rita]

Jordan and Henry.

 

[Ill Advised]

I just love having it back!!!

 

[COB]

We've had our first usage of "up for nomination"

 

[FetchFugly]

The chair looks UNCOMFORTABLE

 

[COB]

 

[Rita]

I absolutely LOVED IT.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

OK that was great fun. I think it's going to be a messy series.

 

[FetchFugly]

As a group of housemates they definitely have promise.

 

[COB]

That was great fun, it seems like a great mix of people and I'm curious to see how it all develops. I doubt I'll be tuning in every night, but I'll definitely dip in and out.

 

[Ill Advised]

So is that it in terms of ITV coverage now?

 

[Ellie]

Is @dUb at some launch show PARTY?

Well I must say this didn’t disappoint.

 

[Rita]

New audience members on LATE AND LIVE.

 

[Ill Advised]

Everyone moved to the itv2 show now?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

So is that it in terms of ITV coverage now?

ITV2 has the new Little Brother show.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Did anyone else notice Olivia saying there was someone in the bathroom when it quite clearly read "VACANT" on the door?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Trish and Yinrun my early faves

 

[Rita]

Have they a lift or are they gonna force her to take the stairs to the upper level?

They have an upper level?

 

[Ellie]

Trish is the only one that I’d say that I recognise, know and like people like her in my own life. Maybe Dylan too.

 

[Logic?]

AJ and Will is working for me. Especially on BBLL.

TRISH early favourite.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I've just been reminded of that lass who cried singing the national anthem.

 

[supermassive]

Loving Big Brother's "oh shit we didn't actually want someone unhinged to be out the first week" piss easy cobbled together challenge for Olivia

 

[Penelope]

I just don't think dachshunds should talk.

 

[Penelope]

Not much of a CHALLENGE though is it?

For the person nominated hardest to live with!

 

[Penelope]

Good GRIEF at her responding to having to not be least entertaining by LOUDLY SINGING

 

[Ellie]

OK, new male presenter better when on the Late & Live show.

 

[GNL]

Not Matty, Jordan and Henry forming a HORRIBLE TORY TRIO.

 

[Suomi]

Well that couldn’t have been a better launch for me.

*on first impressions, they have absolutely got the right idea with casting. I did roll my eyes at the Scouse security guard but I don’t favour a straight male so he didn’t stand a chance.
*loved that it was pre-recorded so we didn’t waste time with all the FAFF - all killer no filler approach works best for a TikTok generation I feel.
*interesting to note some minor things that made it seem very 2023 rather than 2003 - asking each other if they drank, for example.
*

She is the moment. Honesty, Yinrun catching a quick glimpse of what was clearly some sort of unexpected fuckery and then putting her back up against the wall like a CIA agent on a detective show made for an incredible entrance.
*Dylan is well fit
*Matty the hippy is potentially going to get on my nerves, but then again his energy is so Rainbow Rhythms and I am so not Rainbow Rhythms
*Kerry screaming for the duration of her entrance gets a 12 from me
*I know they really want Henry to be the villain as a royalist Tory but it never really works out like that. I suspect he’ll be there till the end.
*HerSerene’s prediction to win: Chanelle
*my prediction to win: Yinrun
*great hosting - the shift towards BEKIND is apparent but not sickly - and I think that’s exactly right. The Heat magazine era needs to stay buried.

 

[Penelope]

Sorry but Matty gives HUGE polycule energy

 

[Penelope]

Also

 

[Penelope]

Thoughts:

- I like that the mullets are mating
- I like that the posh people are mating
- I like that we've already had our first "I hate fake people x"
- Love Olivia completely spiralling
- Love Yinrun already going psychotic and talking to herself while clearly twatted
- Hope Dylan and Farida have sex and Farida goes into the diary room to fret over getting a pregnancy test / abortion in week 1
- Kerry absolutely voted Brexit and just thinks at the end of the day we're full ("sorry!")

 

[GNL]

The spin-off show is SHAMBOLIC. Why is one of the Rizzle Kicks on the WARPATH?