Big Brother: Week 1 (1 Viewer)

[Lucille]

Hi girls.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Bless Yinrun checking in on Jenkins when everyone else got their suitcases.

 

[Lucille]

The Tory FIZZING at the pronoun chat!

 

[Lucille]

‘When I’m feeling promiscuous, about once a year’

RELATABLE!

 

[IntoTheDark]

They are trying to cover FAR TOO MUCH ground first thing in the morning. I feel sorry for the poor sods trying to get their morning coffee out of the way.

 

[Berly]

Quite nice how simply that was covered off though, just shows it doesn’t have to be a big to do

 

[IntoTheDark]

Poor Yinrun not getting her breakfast in bed. She must be FUMING

 

[Lucille]

30 grand

 

[IntoTheDark]

The GALL of Farida for helping herself to the salmon!!!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

"Big Brother sympathizes"

 

[Lucille]

The GALL of Farida for helping herself to the salmon!!!

BOWFULS!

 

[Lucille]

The rotten Tory twins!

 

[Ill Advised]

I can’t stand the posh boys

 

[Penelope]

The GALL of Farida for helping herself to the salmon!!!

After she mothered her the night before!

 

[Lucille]

If they fuck I don’t know how I’ll ever recover.

 

[Lucille]

JENKIN really is having the worst possible time

 

[Penelope]

Zak putting Hallie second last for trustworthy is VERY

 

[Ill Advised]

Yeah that was all a bit unpleasant and based on nothing

 

[Ill Advised]

Poor Jenkin

 

[supermassive]

I was really worried they would then say Yinrun would now be nominated instead.

 

[supermassive]

There’s nothing that will make a gay spiral like being branded as unfunny.

 

[Lucille]

That POOR WOMAN

 

[Tisch]

Trish sitting there FLIES WIDE OPEN

 

[supermassive]

Has Noky been allowed to speak this episode beyond the task

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Fascinated with Chanelle declaring herself as Jordan's object of desire.

 

[Lucille]

Chanel clearly TWATTED

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Has Noky been allowed to speak this episode beyond the task

I don't think I really saw her interacting that much with the other housemates for that matter.

 

[Ill Advised]

Fascinated with Chanelle declaring herself as Jordan's object of desire.

Quite bizarre

 

[Iguana]

That was great I'm hooked already!

I think though they have to he a bit careful with Jenkin, depriving him of hot water, his suitcase and then all the "least" labels feels like he is getting pushed way harder than the others as this point, they need to find a way to give his clothes back quite soon I think...

 

[Iguana]

Does "best of both" just mean gay?

Like, I like the company of women but also cock?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Based on what little's been so far, I guess Farida's probably going to be nominated this week. It's a question of who's she's up against but I think she'll probably have a good chance if it is a vote to stay.

 

[Lucille]

I am intrigued by Chanel breaking stereotypes and lusting after the bizzare bi-sexual Tory rather than the love island coded boys in the house.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Twitter seems to hate Olivia but she brings so much to the show so THANK GOODNESS she's immune this week.

 

[Lucille]

Olivia gives no fucks I think she’ll be great value.

 

[Lucille]

Nowhere near enough YINRUN tonight though

 

[supermassive]

I wonder if they will tell them about the Middle East situation right now.

 

[Lucille]

I can’t see why they would?!

I really don’t need to this lot’s opinions on the MIDDLE EAST!

 

[cwej]

I wonder if they will tell them about the Middle East situation right now.

Absolutely not! That’s the whole point that they don’t get told (unless any of them have family there obviously). Covid was a real exception.

I enjoyed last night’s but was surprised at how little drama there was.

Olivia’s challenge was FAR too easy. She had a 94% chance of passing it by pure luck - she should have had to get in the top 5 for entertaining or something (which she did do in fairness but the fact she only had to be TOP FIFTEEN most entertaining smacks of ‘we want to keep her in, let’s change the rules behind the scenes’…

When it came to SalmonGate I saw the original scene and barely noticed it, it was so innocuous - can’t believe there’s such drama about it. Farida was so kind to Olivia the night before, she needs to get over it.

 

[Rita]

STOP WITH THE FUCKING SCOTTISH SONGS OLIVIA.

 

[Soldi]

Someone start a night three thread