ButterTart
Succulent Chinese meal
I was originally going to rank EVERY entrant from 2019 to 2024 in honour of five years since my first visit to Sweden but I realised that half of that would be me spitting bile at whatever speck of nothingness an assortment of cunts and Cazzis had shat into the public consciousness.
Instead, I've decided to present unto thee my 100 favourite evergreen #stillyoung classics. I deliberated over including winners even though they've graduated to Eurovision status, so I've settled on a compromise; they won't be included in the list BUT they'll get a write up wherever I would have put them if they'd not gotten above themselves and gone international.
Get ready for a lot of 'THIS? REALLY?', 'oh FUCK OFF, BUTTERTART' and 'Is this still going? He hasn't updated it in fourteen months'. You may disagree with some of my choices, but please remember you're objectively wrong and you should feel terrible about that.
SHALL WE?