Croatia 2019: Roko - The Dream (1 Viewer)

[VoR]

The fruits of Croatia's first national final in a fair few years is this tackfest penned by 2017's double opera meatball Jacques Houdek.



Terrible, and not nearly funny enough to make up for it. A clear NQ.

 

[win_the_game]

Horrific. Was that the best they had on offer?

 

[lolly]

Sorry, is it MEANT to be funny?

But then if not, WHAT?

 

[VoR]

No, I don't think so. I meant it's not even amusingly shit, just an unbearable slog.

 

[Suomi]

That is one of the worst songs I’ve heard in a while

 

[lolly]

I guess the fact of who it was written by misled me, but I was waiting for something to happen. For some sort of pay off.

 

[VoR]

Yes, the worst thing about it is the complete lack of build. He starts at 11 and just keeps shouting for 3 minutes.

I'm already dreading the amount of times I'll have to sit through it in Tel Aviv (until it fucks off on the Thursday night, obviously).

 

[TF100]

This is possibly the worst ESC entry in some years, but part of me is a bit terrified that the juries will be blinded by his 'vocal' and vote for it...

 

[D5K]

I stopped listening out of exhaustion, and that's really not a good vibe.

 

[OutSynk]

Torturous.

 

[dUb]

Ok I'll be the one to say he's got a very good voice