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Is there fuck going to be a banner if England win. This is not an English forum THANKYOUVERYMUCH
 
Quite enjoying this bitter front cover of the local paper from a small village in the North

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anyway I think this goes to Spain, 2-1, potentially 3-1, but I believe we can score and kinda have to be competitive at least. I predict a moment of beauty from my boy Saka
 
Its cute how the Enlgish always root for the other home nations but they all fucking despise us 😂
Maybe if you didn't take all our money, give about 40% of it back and then claim we're in debt, we might feel differently...
 
3-1

I think Spain will score first, England will equalise, Spain will score again and England will optimistically chase for an equaliser, only to concede once more in the last few minutes.
 
I predict

- Spain will only actually dominate until their first goal

- Only then will England galvanise and remember they're playing a tournament final, but they'll fail to convert their momentum to a goal before half-time, as they'll keep on passing to Kane who will fumble.

- Spain will then resume the second-half all guns blazing, and the game will be lost

- England MIGHT score a solitary goal, just to remind us why we're glad not to be watching in a public venue, when the TV shows clips of drunk bald men throwing lager over each other in Birmingham City Centre

- Mopsy will lust over Luke Shaw regardless

- The Daily Mail will attribute the loss to Keir Starmer
 

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