Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Beverley]

Laura looking like trash!

 

[Ellie]

Are they making this crap up as they go along?

 

[ButterTart]

Omg Rota, you are so brutal!

Rota!

 

[Kratz]

She needs the toilet paper to wipe the SHIT LEAVING HER MOUTH.

Why are you only joining us now? You should have been here 6 months ago!

 

[Beverley]

(STILL STANNING HER THO)

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hi

 

[wendy the goat]

What is this SHIT

 

[Nancy]

Mika "I got very far with my hands"

Then the realisation on his face ... "I can't believe what I just said!"

 

[Alias #23]

Love watching Eurovision in the host country and having to sit through ADVERTS

I WANT that! Were there any for Lambrini? DOLMIO?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why are they talking about fisting?

 

[straightorbroken]

Is this a lesbian orgasm introduction class?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Utter toss

 

[dmlaw]

I get it. They’re trying to make it so that the awful Italian song still comes as a relief.

 

[lolly]

Måns and Petra would never

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Honestly @Rota, SO MEAN

 

[Rita]

I can’t be doing with any of this ROT

 

[Dark Carnival]

So awkward

 

[Rita]

Although I wouldn’t mind knowing when the next break is so I can run for a cig.

 

[Nancy]

RAISE A GLASS FOR TERRY!

 

[Kratz]

Amazingly this claptrap is auto-cued

 

[Kratz]

RAISE A GLASS FOR TERRY!

Hi Terry! Hope you’re well DOWN THERE

 

[dmlaw]

I don’t want to drink to Terry but I also don’t want to stop drinking.

 

[Sheena]

I don’t want to drink to Terry but I also don’t want to stop drinking.

YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE

He's SURPRISINGLY NOT A PAEDOPHILE

 

[win_the_game]

I wonder if Mika is familiar with that hand gesture.

 

[Rita]

Is this where @Soldi came from?

 

[Alias #23]

I’m quite enjoying this time-filling rubbish

 

[ZenGiraffe]

(has she noticed yet?)

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[dmlaw]

YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE

He's SURPRISINGLY NOT A PAEDOPHILE

I’m not surprised you were invited to give the eulogy at his funeral.

 

[straightorbroken]

Even gays can be intolerably bland - full equality achieved!

 

[win_the_game]

Mahmood sounds TERRIBLE.

 

[GNL]

I'm worried that this will cause an uptick of homophobia.

 

[ButterTart]

How has this skit gone on for six hours?

 

[Rita]

MY FUCKING EARS!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is awful

 

[GinAg (39)]

God awful vocals

 

[ButterTart]

All that shit and then we still have to sit through fucking ITALY?

 

[Sheena]

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST FUCK

 

[Ellie]

A few TUNING ISSUES

 

[Nancy]

CHEERS TERRY!