Eurovision 2024 Malmö - Turquoise Carpet 14:30 (BST) (1 Viewer)

[Lucille]

Elecktra is truly atrocious!

 

[Marina Salty]

Poor Besa made all this effort for the dress just to stand in that boring corner

 

[Lucille]

Poor Besa made all this effort for the dress just to stand in that boring corner

The interview was so bad she’s giving up on years of sobriety.

 

[Lucille]

SARAH BONNICI IN A BIG HAT ALERT.

 

[Lucille]

The utterly MISERABLE shots of the outside I can’t.

 

[Marina Salty]

The presenters seem to hate this even more than we do

 

[Kratz]

SARAH BONNICI IN A BIG HAT ALERT.

How is she LAST in the odds?

 

[Kratz]

The utterly MISERABLE shots of the outside I can’t.

Honestly, it looks like such a dump!

 

[Lucille]

For those who aren’t experiencing this horror show live.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

I'm stating it now, this will considered one of the all time RUBBISH EUROVISIONS.

 

[Kratz]

For those who aren’t experiencing this horror show live.

What a fucking superstar

 

[Lucille]

Hot Irish bear alert.

 

[Kratz]

Couldn’t they have stretched to a Farah or even a Mans to do this bit?

 

[Lucille]

Couldn’t that have stretched to a Farah or even a Mans to do this bit?

You just know Måns has been waiting by the phone!

 

[Kratz]

You just know Måns has been waiting by the phone!

He’s probably been disconnected

 

[Dark Carnival]

For those who aren’t experiencing this horror show live.

WERQ!

 

[Kratz]

And won’t somebody give Sanna SOMETHING to do please

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Does Mans have any Eurovision related employment this year? He'll need to top up the call centre job somehow.

 

[Lucille]

I’d love to hear Måns’ thoughts on ULEZ.

 

[D5K]

Does Mans have any Eurovision related employment this year? He'll need to top up the call centre job somehow.

I bet he's part of one of the interval acts again.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are they really talking about mayonnaise?

 

[Lucille]

Are they really talking about mayonnaise?

 

[AGinAg (39)]

He truly is the Noddy Holder of Eurovision.

 

[Kratz]

I bet he's part of one of the interval acts again.

Just don’t give him any cue cards to trip over

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Are they really talking about mayonnaise?

As if Moopy isn't guilty of exactly the same.

 

[Dark Carnival]

As if Moopy isn't guilty of exactly the same.

I’m not pretending to host… what was it? The biggest show on the planet or something?

 

[Lucille]

For non viewers wondering what the interviews are like I think this sums it up quite succinctly.

 

[Marina Salty]

Do they really need to explain what we do with the easter eggs?

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Has gurning Rolly been cringey yet?

 

[win_the_game]

Why are you putting yourselves through this?

 

[AGinAg (39)]

I'm not.

 

[Dark Carnival]

MOTHER HAS ARRIVED!

 

[Dark Carnival]

She chained the gays

 

[Lucille]

She was wise to pretend not to speak English.

 

[Lucille]

Why are you putting yourselves through this?

I’m hungover and can’t find the energy to turn it off.

 

[Kratz]

She was to pretend not to speak English.

I’d do the same given the circumstances

 

[Alla]

Do they really need to explain what we do with the easter eggs?

Hmm and what do you do with easter eggs? We don't have them here, you eat them?

 

[Kratz]

Why are you putting yourselves through this?

I’m jet lagged and can’t move

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Alla]

Why are you putting yourselves through this?

I'm just reading comments on twitter, all terrible.