Eurovision 2024: Rehearsal Week (1 Viewer)

[Velvet Skies]

Horny Mums are going to eat France up let’s be honest.

So will EVERYONE ELSE

 

[Velvet Skies]

Ok we might actually have the best staging

This looks fab indeed!

 

[Kevin]

Ok we might actually have the best staging

I love the look of that!

 

[Madison]

President Erdoğan won’t like that at all.

 

[Madison]

It’s easily in my top two Eurovision entries with four boxers as backing dancers. It might even be better than Boom Boom.

I need to work on my ranking of entries in a box.

 

[Baby It’s Soldi Outside]

Maybe we’ll get Coop Live open in time for next year

 

[Devil]

Ok that staging is bloody brilliant

 

[ZenReindeer]

So will EVERYONE ELSE

Absolutely not.

 

[Lucille]

MOTHER HAS ARRIVED.

 

[Suomi]

The UK staging is impressive, but ladies and gentlemen I am just going to state the obvious: we have a doppelgänger in our midst. Stealing it from Sweden is a bit on the nose - thank goodness Markus and Martinus are going on first in the final

 

[Lucille]

When is Olly going to tag his dancers on insta may I ask?

 

[Dark Carnival]

MOTHER HAS ARRIVED.

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People are being evil on Twitter

 

[Lucille]

People are being evil on Twitter

There will be NO MERCY in my VENGENCE.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

I didn’t know you could ENTER the CUBES

 

[Velvet Skies]

Okay but WHY have I been obsessed all day long with the part where that Moldovan no-hoper goes bonkers with the high notes in front of a golden tree?

 

[HalamaK]

People are being evil on Twitter

It would be wonderful if Nebulosa was able to serve like that even as she matures to our dear beloved Cazzi's age

 

[Bypass]

UK back up to 10th in the odds

 

[Lucille]

With Ireland now 8th!

 

[Kratz]

UK / Ireland split screen ending PLEASE

 

[Lucille]

UK / Ireland split screen ending PLEASE

Imagine.

 

[Kratz]

'Ireland, you need 247 points to win....'

'You got...ALL THE POINTS'

 

[Baby It’s Soldi Outside]

With Ireland now 8th!

I’m happy for them because it’s genuinely one of the best clips we’ve seen but at the expense of Greece

 

[RimfrostVoR]

 

[RimfrostVoR]

Is there a NOTE of live singing going on for Malta?

Albania looks dreadful.

Greece and Armenia not quite popping yet.

Czechia… quite good?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Okay but WHY have I been obsessed all day long with the part where that Moldovan no-hoper goes bonkers with the high notes in front of a golden tree?

Omg me too!

 

[Lucille]

Albania sounds like she’s MAKING IT UP as she goes along!

 

[RimfrostVoR]

Denmark looks and sounds great, but it really strikes as the kind of song that requires the juries to nudge it over the line.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Albania looks dreadful.

I haven’t paid them dust so far this year and I don’t intend to.

 

[win_the_game]

Denmark looks and sounds great, but it really strikes as the kind of song that requires the juries to nudge it over the line.

I thought it sounded TERRIBLE!

Malta and Czechia are the standouts for me.

 

[Kratz]

Are Czechia still persisting with THAT name too

 

[Madison]

Are Czechia still persisting with THAT name too

They are. But why are you?

 

[Lucille]

Omg it’s like a slut apocalypse.

 

[ZenReindeer]

Are Czechia still persisting with THAT name too

They are. But why are you?

What's wrong with it?

 

[Mary's Boy Tart]

Absolutely not.

Agreed. People with ears were quite unfairly excluded from that blanket statement.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What's wrong with it?

 

[Velvet Skies]

Agreed. People with ears were quite unfairly excluded from that blanket statement.

"FEEL THE POW-OW-OWER OF LOVE!"

 

[Kratz]

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Quite

It’s the Czech Republic. You wouldn’t find me suddenly calling myself Cilla Black.

 

[Madison]

What's wrong with it?

It’s hideous.

 

[Lucille]

I’m all for countries re-naming, god knows we need a post Brexit rebrand. Maybe we can be UK Presents +.