Eurovision Rewatch: Istanbul 2004 (2000 BST, 20 Nov)

Hmmm, I kinda have shag else to do. Did we do this one before?
 
I'm meant to be going out. But I can watch a bit before that.
 
That haircut is not doing Sertab any favours.
 
'Oriental flavour' must be the hosts version of 'whiff of the souk'.
 
The female host is acting like she doesn't quite know where the sniper is situated.
 
Spain going top ten from first with this really validates my theory that they should KNOW THEMSELVES and stop trying to send stuff that isn't cheap Balearic tit-shaking.
 
God this Austrian boyband really look like a branch of Urban Outfitters circa 2003 THREW UP.
 
I don't understand doing a Westlife ballad and not singing in English.
 
Very fine Balkan ballad work. I would support Serbia doing this every year.
 
This exercise in competitive focus pulling is beyond ludicrous.
 
Oh Christ, this Dutch dirge. They DESERVED to never see a grand final again for 8 years after this...
 
All of a sudden, a murderous fury is building.
 
And this German song is also an abomination.
 
I feel like the Albanian lyrics to this song must be very different, given the fury in her facial expressions.
 
Ruslana must have been so happy when she heard those first nine songs.
 
Deen is apparently 22 here. AND THE REST, LOVE.
 
Probably about time for me to stop. Enjoy the rest of the contest @VoR
 

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