Anyway I was in Belsize Park tonight and my friend said that Tom Hiddleston walks his dog past her flat every night around 9:30 and we were like YEAH RIGHT but SURE ENOUGH THERE HE WAS while six of us were there with our tits pressed up against the window
Anyway what thread was this? Oh yes Hampstead TERRIBLE PLACE
The first flat I viewed in London was in Upney, I feel like that was a lucky escape.Well imagine LIVING there
I CANNOT EVEN
I would say NOT ESPECIALLYIsn't PENGE quite POSH these days? I was under the impression the middle classes and gastropubs had started to PILE IN due to its close proximity to Crystal Palace Park's iconic DINOSAURS
I have never been to see the dinosaurs despite my family connections to the area. As a child my grandfather witnessed the Crystal Palace BURN DOWN!
Oh my God look at that STUNING VISTA!I love that the remains of the Palace are STILL THERE, completely with desecrated Egyptian SPHYNX!
Between the dinosaurs, burnt down palace and flurry of accidentally-released TROPICAL BIRDS flying ahead, Crystal Palace Park is really quite SPECIAL!
Oh I'm not sure that I want to be RAPED. Seems a bit much when you're having a nice day out admiring the exquisite sphynx and enjoying the beautiful views. Maybe a bit of FORCED ORAL insteadThat's MY FANTASY TOO. And it's RAPE and MURDER!
And yes past their glory parks would be perfect!
FUN FACT: He invented bananas. Google it, I tell no lie!I went to Crystal Palace for the first time for that festival the other week and this has reminded me I meant to look up who that massive HEED is that I walked past in the park. Of course it's Joseph Paxton who designed the palace (with insufficient fire retardancy)
ADMITTEDLY it's funnier FOR A SPANIARD (flat A pronunciation).
The very STATE of that place after a night at the FRIDGE in its homosexual heyday.Oh it's quite nice there and also not a million miles away from popular lounge eaterie MCDONALDS BRIXTON