How would SHIRLEY CLAMP have done with High On Love?

[Penelope]

Let's say G:son SAW FUCKING SENSE and threw this to our stretchmarked Dame of Andra Chansen c. MF 2011/2012



How would she have done? Would it have been an EMANCIPATION OF GAMMON comeback? Or another Thought It Was Forever moment of UNPARALLELED FABULOUSNESS which in the end was merely pearls before swine and died in AC/(god forbid) AUX DELTÄVLING?

Look into your zirconium balls and GIVE US YOUR THOUGHTS

 

[Penelope]

Anyway I for one think if our STOUT-THIGHED QUEEN had deigned to enter in 2012 with this - while it might have been close - it would've beaten Euphoria in MF and then won Eurovision with all the 12s

(@Zu-Klara GET IN HERE)

 

[Zu]

I simply cannot imagine it without stocky Miss Reidun although I think the Swedes might have had a little more voting nous than the Norwegians when it came to recognising BLATANT FABULOSITÉ CHANSONIQUE

 

[Penelope]

But HOW WOULD IT HAVE DONE?

 

[Zu]

Oh darling I don’t know

I’M NOT A SCIENTIST

 

[Hak]

But HOW WOULD IT HAVE DONE?

Well, as long as placed in SF3 I'm sure it had been destined for AC. Beyond that no chance in hell against our beloved Thorsten nor Top Cats.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Guess what I'm HIGH ON tonight girls, that's right...LOVE!

I want this never to eeeeeennnnnnddddddddd

 

[Lucille]

HOW MANY GRAMS OF LOVE ARE WE TALKING?!?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Iconic doesn't even START to spell her name



May I CALL her JIGGLY?

 

[Soldi]

Guess what I'm HIGH ON tonight girls, that's right...LOVE!

I want this never to eeeeeennnnnnddddddddd

Oh HERE SHE IS

 

[Soldi]

It’s so nice to have my nudes get that reaction xxx

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

HOW MANY GRAMS OF LOVE ARE WE TALKING?!?

i don't wanna lose this feeeeeeeeeeling! I'm high on LOVE!

 

[Madíson]

Awfully

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Why does her centre parting end FOUR FINGERS BACK?!

 

[D5K]

Love the song but the chorus is just Hero.

 

[Lucille]

I’d love to know exactly how many glasses of VERMOUTH on a FRIDAY NIGHT it takes to summon @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

IMAGINE if Kingdom Come was actually Kingdom CUM and the song was mainly a bukkake anothem about a tsunami of SPERM

This theory does MATCH UP with the lyrics tbh

Just as cold as Siberia
As I crash into the sea
Been building on a theory
What if love won't set you free
And if I just sit right here
Feel the waves come tumbling in
It all turns crystal clear
And the end's where I'll begin
And I swear I'm holding on 'til kingdom cum

 

[Soldi]

IMAGINE if Kingdom Come was actually Kingdom CUM and the song was mainly a bukkake anothem about a tsunami of SPERM

 

[Suomi]

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Look who showed up on insta stories:

What an ungraceful pig!

 

[VoR]

Look who showed up on insta stories:

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What an ungraceful pig!

You hate Shirley too?!

DIE

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Of course I do, there’s nothing not to dislike about her.

 

[VoR]

You don't DESERVE to be Swedish

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Although that would imply that I actively think of her when in fact nobody does here (aside from the worst kind of gays and possibly people from rural areas and the like).

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

You don't DESERVE to be Swedish

No, YOU deserve to know a better side of Sweden than its lowest form of entertainers.

 

[VoR]

No, YOU deserve to know a better side of Sweden than its lowest form of entertainers.

I'm coming over to Stockholm next March and I look forward to EXCLUSIVELY hanging out at PATRICIA and dancing to the latest HOT BEATS from MAGNUS CARLSSON and ANNA BOOK

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I’m already so embarrassed on your behalf.

 

[Penelope]

Although that would imply that I actively think of her when in fact nobody does here (aside from the worst kind of gays and possibly people from rural areas and the like).

Absolutely LOVE how sneering this is

 

[lolly]

Absolutely LOVE how sneering this is

I'm trying to think of a UK equivalent

Jane McDonald?

 

[Penelope]

!!!

I just found out the O. Jacobsen who cowrote this is none other than OVI of PAULA SELING & OVI fame

 

[Pingu]

I'm trying to think of a UK equivalent

Jane McDonald?

Surely Jane McDonald is much more famous. I would say Shirl is more of a Tesco Mary.