I mean FRIDAY, it's PATHETIC isn't it.

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There's only me and office lady in the front office today, apprentice is sat out on reception, so we've got Absolute 90s on our radio. A little while ago Insomnia by Faithless came on so we whapped up the volume, like you do, and turned it into a proper dancing rave which amused apprentice no end. Then we turned the volume down again because we're old.
 

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We give the children teething powder when their teeth are cutting, it eases the pain. It's a white power in a little sachet. When it's time to give the powder Mr Star always says 'time for your cocaine' (pronounced co-ka-ina with a Spanish accent). They love it.

Anyway tonight Dannii wants some powder despite already having had some this morning. She's on the floor screaming 'GIVE ME MY CO-KA-INA, I WANT MY CO-KA-INA RIGHT NOW' :evil:

Dead to think what the neighbours must think :bruised:
 

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We give the children teething powder when their teeth are cutting, it eases the pain. It's a white power in a little sachet. When it's time to give the powder Mr Star always says 'time for your cocaine' (pronounced co-ka-ina with a Spanish accent). They love it.

Anyway tonight Dannii wants some powder despite already having had some this morning. She's on the floor screaming 'GIVE ME MY CO-KA-INA, I WANT MY CO-KA-INA RIGHT NOW' :evil:

Dead to think what the neighbours must think :bruised:

Maybe time to have a stash of Sherbet Fountains in the cupboard so you can placate her with sugar instead :D
 

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an interesting side effect of coming off Instagram is that I'm hardly taking any selfies these days. DOWN with narcissism!
 

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It seems like either of them would go flat more quickly than you would want.
 

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We give the children teething powder when their teeth are cutting, it eases the pain. It's a white power in a little sachet. When it's time to give the powder Mr Star always says 'time for your cocaine' (pronounced co-ka-ina with a Spanish accent). They love it.

Anyway tonight Dannii wants some powder despite already having had some this morning. She's on the floor screaming 'GIVE ME MY CO-KA-INA, I WANT MY CO-KA-INA RIGHT NOW' :evil:

Dead to think what the neighbours must think :bruised:
You know thats what people sometimes cut actual coke with right?!
 

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