ZenGiraffe
Who is SHE though?
My ears feel all gunky and my hearing is slightly muffled. I will need to get the olive oil drops out again.
My ears feel all gunky and my hearing is slightly muffled. I will need to get the olive oil drops out again.
Pardon?
I'm not sure that joke works in text form.
You do know moopy exists outside the daily thread, right?Is moopy always this quiet on a Friday
We give the children teething powder when their teeth are cutting, it eases the pain. It's a white power in a little sachet. When it's time to give the powder Mr Star always says 'time for your cocaine' (pronounced co-ka-ina with a Spanish accent). They love it.
Anyway tonight Dannii wants some powder despite already having had some this morning. She's on the floor screaming 'GIVE ME MY CO-KA-INA, I WANT MY CO-KA-INA RIGHT NOW'
Dead to think what the neighbours must think
Not to meYou do know moopy exists outside the daily thread, right?
Not to me
You should see our fudge forum
Your branch went out in the second round of the favourite fudge shop survivor.
You bastardsYour branch went out in the second round of the favourite fudge shop survivor.
an interesting side effect of coming off Instagram is that I'm hardly taking any selfies these days. DOWN with narcissism!
Would live in if it was Zone 1/2.
CREMANTAlso I'm filling the moat with Prosecco
I'm thinking some sort of aeration system like wot you get in fish tanks.
You know thats what people sometimes cut actual coke with right?!We give the children teething powder when their teeth are cutting, it eases the pain. It's a white power in a little sachet. When it's time to give the powder Mr Star always says 'time for your cocaine' (pronounced co-ka-ina with a Spanish accent). They love it.
Anyway tonight Dannii wants some powder despite already having had some this morning. She's on the floor screaming 'GIVE ME MY CO-KA-INA, I WANT MY CO-KA-INA RIGHT NOW'
Dead to think what the neighbours must think