Jark presents... ULTIMATE KYLIE: THE COUNTDOWN (now #8)

[Jark]

lovers.

due to being shocked! by the power of Kylie all over again recently, I've decided to count down my fifty ULTIMATE KYLIE TRACKS, in order to crown the one. I don't believe that magic is only in your eyes, but you'll never get to heaven if you're scared of getting high. for this reason I will also be ranking all of her albums.

for now, we're anchored offshore... so jump on board, and tell me if your faves are still standing. we hope you have a pleasant flight.

 

[RJN]

Prediction: I’ll largely agree with 11-50, I will strongly disagree with 6-10, and 1-5 will forever remain a mystery

 

[Christian]

Prediction: We won't get further than #37.

 

[Turkey (d)Inner]

I hope that first gif is the winner

 

[Winter Wandaland ᱬ]

you'll never get to heaven if you're scared of getting high

Oh I'm not scared because I know we'll never get there.

 

[Christian]

"Bury Me Deep In Love" for the Top 5 please.

 

[Pipolar Express]

Better Than Today to make an appearance PLEASE.

 

[Nancy]

Do It Again to chart at number 22

 

[Jark]

Prediction: We won't get further than #37.

I should probably start compiling my top 50 quite soon

 

[Jark]

I can confirm that of the songs mentioned so far, ONE will definitely feature.

 

[Pipolar Express]

did Jark forget his Moopy password?

 

[KindaFestive]

Just watch Jark put Hands at #2

 

[KindaFestive]

did Jark forget his Moopy password?

Countdown already dusted and cancelled

 

[Pipolar Express]

Countdown already dusted and cancelled

Poor Jark can't get over the PRETTYMUCH breakup news along with the terrible Matthew Perry tragedy

 

[I Saw Funky Kissing Santa Claus]

I like all of the songs featured so far

 

[Jark]

coming FRIGHTENINGLY SOON!!!

 

[I Saw Funky Kissing Santa Claus]

 

[KindaFestive]

This better come with a buzz single.

 

[Winter Wandaland ᱬ]

Alexa play Promises

 

[Dark Carnival]

Just watch Jark put Hands at #2

Beb if Jark puts ANY song ANYWHERE it would already be something.

 

[Turkey (d)Inner]

Is this starting soon

 

[Jark]

TODAY!!!

 

[Turkey (d)Inner]

Omg

 

[Devil]

 

[Pipolar Express]

delayed coz of the King's Bday today, xx

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

Maybe tomorrow.

Better than today.

 

[Jark]

no real diva wants to peak too soon

 

[hallilujah]

Jark wuz gonna cancel
Then moop reminded Jark of whooo they arreee

 

[Oh Rowan Tree 🌳 How lovely are thy branches🌲🌲🌲]

Breathe
Breathe
It won't be long naooww

 

[I Saw Funky Kissing Santa Claus]

This is my new favourite thread

@Jark, queen of content before he’s even started

 

[SystemAddict]

@Jark releases official statement:

 

[Underneath the Shee]

Can't believe the puns have got this far without the obvious.

He's a a bit...

 

[A Lolly Dolly Christmas]

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
HE'S STILL GOT TIME

 

[I Saw Funky Kissing Santa Claus]

Will Jark start this tomorrow then I wonder?

 

[A Lolly Dolly Christmas]

Let's just do it right now
Do it come on

 

[KindaFestive]

Draglexa Jarklexa

 

[Oh Rowan Tree 🌳 How lovely are thy branches🌲🌲🌲]

I still have faith in you @Jark but truth be told, sometimes...

 

[hallilujah]

Come on Jark just do it for the Kids

 

[Pipolar Express]

C´mon Jarkie hun
Moopy's Too Sad Without You

 

[hallilujah]

I just cannot believe Jark would announce this and then not follow through with it. Must be from another Planet. Or Another Galaxy. Like Jupiter and Mars.