Junior Eurovision 2021

[Jacques]

The 19th Junior Eurovision Song Contest will take place on 19th December with 19 countries vying for the win

Just over half the songs have been selected so far and right now I think Poland are on course for a third win in four years, they must have been getting FOMO whilst Paris has been making all the preparations this year



If you only check out one entry this year, I recommend Malta (not for genuine quality I might add)



Rounding out my current top 3, who knew Albania had a bop in them



Tickets on sale Wednesday for anyone who's been inspired by these delights

 

[Madíson]

Pass

 

[Soldi]

I hope that evil cow @Zu 2 doesn‘t force @Lucille and I to watch it at GUNPOINT again this year.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'm having a flashback of watching this under the duress of lockdown.

 

[Soldi]

Little Susan Sara for the WIN

(I’m not listening to the song)

 

[Iguana]

Kind of tempted to watch this year. Are they all awful little shits?

 

[Iguana]

Little Susan Sara for the WIN

(I’m not listening to the song)

Excuse me. It's obligatory to say "fingered for the win" in this thread.

 

[Pingu]

Kind of tempted to watch this year. Are they all awful little shits?

Yes. Don’t do it.

 

[Pingu]

There is some stiff competition for the worst kind of Eurovision fan, but I think Junior Eurovision apologists might just edge it.

 

[Kratz]

Malta putting the NOX in obnoxious

 

[VoR]

Armenia’s entry is genuinely better than anything they’ve sent to the adult contest in the past five years.

 

[Kratz]

Ooh they should have saved that for the real thing. Bop! Sirusho could have belted it out.

 

[Saltwater]

Would have never guessed this was a junior ESC entry if VoR hadn't say so. It's really professional and she looks kind of 22.

 

[Jacques]

An entry that can get the doubters on board! I'm OBSESSED.

 

[Lucille]

looks kind of 22.

A defence I’m sure plenty of junior Eurovision fans have tried.

 

[OutSynk]

Armenia’s entry is genuinely better than anything they’ve sent to the adult contest in the past five years.

Yes, I accidentally stumbled on this on Spotify. She doesn’t even sound 14.

 

[GNL]

 

[Soldi]

Oh OutSynk not the KIDDIES

 

[OutSynk]

Oh OutSynk not the KIDDIES

Hey, she’s legal here.

 

[Soldi]

Hey, she’s legal here.

In which case I’m AGHAST that Estonia don’t take part!

 

[Pingu]

An entry that can get the doubters on board!

That’s extremely optimistic.

 

[Tisch]

The UK "close to returning" if this actually means fuck all

AMPTV reveals the 20 acts competing in Depi Evratesil 2018 - ESCXTRA.com

Armenia's National Broadcaster, AMPTV, has revealed the 20 acts competing in Depi Evratesil 2018.

escxtra.com

 

[Soldi]

The ghost of Jimmy Saville REJOICES

 

[Lucille]

Does Tisch have a google alert for ‘Junior Eurovision’? LOCK HIM UP!

 

[Iguana]

What channel even is this on? NICKELODEON?

 

[Tisch]

Does Tisch have a google alert for ‘Junior Eurovision’? LOCK HIM UP!

Yes, my friend Jacques sends me ALL THE UPDATES

 

[Tisch]

What channel even is this on? NICKELODEON?

(He's seriously asking )

 

[Lucille]

What channel even is this on? NICKELODEON?

Probably only available on the DARK WEB.

 

[Soldi]

Who even won it this year?

 

[Iguana]

Who even won it this year?

It's on tomorrow dumbass

 

[Kratz]

The UK "close to returning" if this actually means fuck all

AMPTV reveals the 20 acts competing in Depi Evratesil 2018 - ESCXTRA.com

Armenia's National Broadcaster, AMPTV, has revealed the 20 acts competing in Depi Evratesil 2018.

escxtra.com

Was it EVER on the BBC? I thought it was ITV for the brief time the UK participated.

 

[Iguana]

I mean as far as I understand

 

[Tisch]

Probably only available on the DARK WEB.

LIVE ON DARK MOOPY

 

[dmlaw]

It's on tomorrow dumbass

We may be sorta locked down but we’re not that desperate.

 

[Soldi]

It's on tomorrow dumbass

She’s being very arsey with me tonight isn’t she

Have you caught DC’s short man syndrome?

 

[Soldi]

We may be sorta locked down but we’re not that desperate.

Well I think we need to give a pass to poor riddled Lucy!

 

[Iguana]

She’s being very arsey with me tonight isn’t she

Have you caught DC’s short man syndrome?

Dumbass

 

[Lucille]

Well I think we need to give a pass to poor riddled Lucy!

I’m dealing with my crabs tomorrow which is far preferable to watching THIS.

 

[Soldi]

I bet a fiver that @Zu 2 will return for this EXCLUSIVE EVENT

 

[Iguana]

I'm sorry to Jacques for sullying his thread.