Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[GinAg (39)]

Looking amazing tonight

 

[Ellie]

STUNNING

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I do hope there are alternative shots of her looking evil in that fabulous frock

 

[GinAg (39)]

I do hope there are alternative shots of her looking evil in that fabulous frock

She slaughtered a family of five in a rural farmhouse shortly before these pictures were taken.

 

[Phoenix]

Well at least she’s not pregnant again

 

[COB]

Obsessed with the writing style of that last tweet, talk about a fucking BRAIN DONOR.

(Kate looks nice in her frock though)

 

[Jark]

Well at least she’s not pregnant again

word. I saw the bump in recent threads and was all ready to go with

oh you're JOKEN'. not an-OTHERRR WUN? oh fer god's sake I can't, honestly, I cahn't stand this. therre's TEW much politics goin' on at the moment, WHY does she need to DEW ET?

 

[Jark]

so now I hate evil Kate even more for not being (single) pregnant and not giving me the CHANCE.

 

[Jark]

looking a little evil in this one

 

[ButterTart]

looking a little evil in this one

 

[octophone]

looking a little evil in this one

A little? Jeez, she looks one Dalmatian short of a fur coat.

 

[Peekaboo]

She must be POSITIVELY GIDDY at the chance of being allowed to show a HINT of DÉCOLLETAGE and BARE ARMS because they normally dress her up like the world's most BORING HEADMISTRESS

 

[Christian]

She must be POSITIVELY GIDDY at the chance of being allowed to show a HINT of DÉCOLLETAGE and BARE ARMS because they normally dress her up like the world's most BORING HEADMISTRESS

That is a FABULOUS dress

Willie's mistress AGOG

 

[GinAg (39)]

I've fallen down a Twitter rabbit hole which suggests Prince William had an affair with a Rose Hanbury and has a child with her.

There are stories in some of the international press but it's apparently blocked in the UK.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

 

[GNL]

I've fallen down a Twitter rabbit hole which suggests Prince William had an affair with a Rose Hanbury and has a child with her.

There are stories in some of the international press but it's apparently blocked in the UK.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

This pops up every now and then, and it's very funny to me that papers abroad are like 'Kate Middleton falls out with Prince William's presumed mistress' and the UK papers are stuck fishing for clicks with headlines like 'Who is Rose Hanbury? What is her relationship to Prince William? And what the fuck is a Marchioness of Cholmondeley?'

 

[Berly]

That’s why Harry and William fell out, isn’t it?

 

[Diddy]

That’s why Harry and William fell out, isn’t it?

They both wanted to fuck her?

 

[Mats]

QUEENS (in progress)

 

[Mats]

 

[GinAg (39)]

I bet she left a razor blade in there.

MY EVIL QUEEN.

 

[Mats]

snickering Queen

 

[Sheena]

I saw this pop up and thought...

 

[Soldi]

I was GOING TO SAY

Poor love must have a fanny like a fucking machine gun.

 

[GNL]

Kate Middleton EVIL

 

[Diddy]

snickering Queen

Mostly because of you, I can’t see your queen without thinking about HAM!

 

[SystemAddict]

QUEENS (in progress)

Why are they FLOATING?

 

[Jark]

FACE OF EVIL

 

[Christian]

I think the whole royal shebang should be abolished immediately, but those photos are 1. taken wildly out of context and 2. showing exactly what Raheem Sterling was doing the day before.

 

[Jark]

of course. it's just funny that nobody realised what an unfortunate look that was.

 

[Lucille]

I don’t really understand what the purpose of their JOLLIES and photo shoots in FORMER COLONIES is GENERALLY.

The whole thing is a bit WEIRD and GROSS.

FLUSH THE LOT.

 

[Lucille]

Is LOVELY KATE waving at some BLACK CHILDREN meant to make us forget the Queen paid off a victim of CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE?!!

 

[ButterTart]

We need to change this thread title. I keep thinking it’s a new announcement and we’ll have endless months of the papers cooing over the next little miracle to slither out of her nuisance.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We need to change this thread title. I keep thinking it’s a new announcement and we’ll have endless months of the papers cooing over the next little miracle to slither out of her nuisance.

Very much looking forward the @Butterfly and @Madison mud wrestle.

 

[Madíson]

We need to change this thread title. I keep thinking it’s a new announcement and we’ll have endless months of the papers cooing over the next little miracle to slither out of her nuisance.

Just split out posts since 28 Sep 2021 into a new Duchess of Cambridge general thread.

 

[Star]

Just split out posts since 28 Sep 2021 into a new Duchess of Cambridge general thread.

Yes this!

 

[Soldi]

Title the new thread ‘Kate Middleton EVIL’ please.

 

[Star]

@Moderator ^^

 

[Star]

Please x

 

[GinAg (39)]

@Moderator

 

[Phoenix]

I can’t wait for Kate to find this thread and blast us on Twitter.