Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[Kratz]

‘That’s where you’ll be standing when I’m Queen…’

 

[GNL]

If you get to the third round of interviews you get to shake her hand through a wire fence

 

[Lucille]

The PUB paid more than that!

 

[Lucille]

And I’d sooner pour pints for a living than get screamed at for serving Kate’s adrenochrome too COLD.

 

[Kratz]

And I’d sooner pour pints for a living than get screamed at for serving Kate’s adrenochrome too COLD.

Imagine all the other utterly undignified tasks there would be, like trying to stop Carole from getting onto the balcony during the Jubilee.

 

[lolly]

CHILLING

 

[GNL]

That's a paddlin'

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Her evil looks are the most read story in The National today

Kate gives royal twist to tasteless photos of smiling Tories at food banks

PEOPLE across the UK are struggling to afford even the costs of living amid Brexit, inflation, energy spikes, and the price of having a crooked…

www.thenational.scot

 

[Madíson]

Still STUNNING

 

[GNL]

Her evil looks are the most read story in The National today

Kate gives royal twist to tasteless photos of smiling Tories at food banks

PEOPLE across the UK are struggling to afford even the costs of living amid Brexit, inflation, energy spikes, and the price of having a crooked…

www.thenational.scot

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I bet she took first dibs on all the tins of rice pudding too

 

[Lucille]

Obviously just researching new sources of adrenochrome.

 

[jivafox]

 

[GNL]

Her favourite what now?

 

[jivafox]

At the Windrush Monument! They did that on purpose surely?

 

[Diddy]

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Her favourite what now?

Ok first I thought “Lol I read it as Power Slut too” until I realised nobody else had

 

[Christian]

 

[GNL]

Now Princess of Evilshire!

 

[Iguana]

 

[Lucille]

Imagine just casually wearing a CROWN.

 

[Kratz]

The terror of the people following behind her. Sophie Wessex must fear for her HEAD

 

[Lucille]

She also famously leaves a trail of particularly SPITEFUL FARTS behind her, in order to intimidate her enemies.

 

[jivafox]

I bet she fished that get up out the closet and had it tailored for her nine foot frame before the body was even COLD.

 

[straightorbroken]

She probably dug up Diana for it.

 

[Kratz]

What do you mean seat 1A is taken? I thought Cilla Black was DEAD?

 

[Lucille]

HOWLING at the sound effect when they cut to Kate in the trailer!!!

 

[Jark]

Meghan has such a deep sexy voice.

 

[Kratz]

 

[jivafox]

What is that STAIN on her tit?

 

[Diddy]

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It’s lucky they took that photo when they did, 5 minutes later, the Ghostbusters caught her dress

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

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I have you now, my pretty.

 

[Kratz]

‘Not today, PEASANT’

 

[GinAg (39)]

Not sure what to make of that outfit. It's half winter party, half safari.

 

[Sheena]

She “dazzled” according to some papers today.

Like a turd, I thought.

 

[Diddy]

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‘Not today, PEASANT’

Do you think they were hoping Paddington was going to take her away too?

 

[Jark]

She “dazzled” according to some papers today.

Like a turd, I thought.

it's almost like the headlines and cum gushing columns are written IN ADVANCE

 

[Sheena]

it's almost like the headlines and cum gushing columns are written IN ADVANCE

See also: anything about Meghan

 

[Star]

I mean that's really not a dazzling outfit is it now.

 

[Lucille]

 

[jyxz]

How do you think she’s celebrating her birthday?

Feasting on babies?

 

[jivafox]

“Kate’s birthday lunch”